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Maladict sketch
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yeah uh new cover design for this twenty yr old book dropped
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monstrous regiment is just the literary equivalent of the lets go lesbians meme and i love it so much
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ok so apparently i’m a lot better drawing on paper than digitally. anyways here have a maladict and a sweet polly oliver, and another mal hanging upside down. my writing is unnecessarily curly and neat, and the black ribbon sucks, but we don’t need to talk about that.
[text: “‘Old habits die hard’”, “Polly ‘Ozzer’ (Oliver) Perks”, “I need coffee” written in a shaky hand, and “Maladict(a), ‘Monstrous Regiment’ - Sir Terry Pratchett.” End text.]
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sometimes you just miss the little lads
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I’m a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee.
Me too, Mal.
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Trousers. That’s the secret. Trousers and a pair of socks.
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Trousers. That’s the secret. Trousers and a pair of socks.
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Can I ask for Jackrum for inktober? On my oath...
Inktober - Jackrum
“Upon my oath! You are my little lads and I will look after you”
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707. When in doubt, kick them in the nadgers and scarper. || ‘Monstrous Regiment’ (suggested by anon)
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Discworld Limericks
Rincewind There once was a wizzard subpar Whose only wish was to stay far From the danger and strife Of an int’resting life But trouble clung to him like tar.
Nanny Ogg There once was a woman named Ogg Who was really quite fond of her grog Though she was an old dear, It did well to stand clear When she started to sing of hedgehogs. Captain Carrot There once was a dwarf six feet tall Who was dearly beloved by all Although maybe a king He cared not for such things And just heeded the night watch’s call. Reaper Man Death once took a little vacay But the world very quick went cray-cray So he said “I’M THE REAPER THAT MAKES ME THE KEEPER OF THIS WORLD, SO I GUESS I MAY STAY.” Going Postal There once was a con man quite clever Who, thanks to the good hangman’s lever, Fell out of the noose And into good use In charge of the Post and its letters.
Monstrous Regiment A girl once went off to enroll With a vampire, some lads and a troll Though prepared to be warriors They saw naught but horrors In war and in old gender roles.
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The enemy wasn’t men, or women, or the old, or even the dead. It was just bleedin’ stupid people, who came in all varieties. And no one had the right to be stupid.
Monstrous Regiment, Terry Pratchett (via fanficisalegitimatefieldofstudy)
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“Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violence does not come easily to me. It’s not tearing your throats out that doesn’t come easily to me. Please don’t make it any harder.” -Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment
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And one more thought for you, if you’ve got room. I’ve only taken a pledge not to drink human blood. It doesn’t mean I can’t kick you in the fork so hard you suddenly go deaf.
Mal the vampire, Monstrous Regiment. (via monocintern)
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It was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
Montrous Regiment, by Sir Terry Pratchett (via goddamnshinyrock)