ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

i need everyone reading this post to remember that writing is not "content." writing is art. you don't look at a painting of an ocean and say "eh, it's overdone." you look at it and think its beautiful, because it is, and y'all better start treating writing the same fucking way before you lose your favorite authors for good.

Art is not something to be capitalized on. Stop treating it like it is.

ILU @impishtubist for these tags

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

Rat bf didn't leave her... he's not the bio dad he's the dad that stepped up

ok they're pretty fun to draw... couple more before i go camping

may I suggest the empty nester semi-old lady who has nothing to do except cook yummy casseroles and pies for her every week or so

Sorry last time I reblog this post but AWWW I love her older lady friend!!! Thanks for the addition!

Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things

new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped

Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.

Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.

too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull

you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts

can she do that??

hashtag girl

Autumn fairies color the leaves gold and brown in Tchaikovksy Waltz of the Flowers segment in Disney's Fantasia (1940)

NIGHT ON A BALD MOUNTAIN dir. Wilfred Jackson from FANTASIA (1940)

remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

In the United States candidates seek the blessing of a deity called Burger as proof of their mandate to rule the land

What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

I was wondering why so many of the notes on this were about hockey (???) and I didn't expect the answer to be "the captain of the Maple Leafs is selling a healing electromagnetic amulet" but here we are

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DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frog from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

funny analog horror demon crawling out of the tv static