Turq's Magical Mystery Show

99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

"digging yourself deeper" is a lie propagated by Big Truth to keep us down just keep making shit up and it'll all work out

I just dont think this is true

Ppl who wanna say r*tard without consequence again are desperate to come off as nonchalant and apathetic to what you think but they're always writing some PhD dissertation to justify it bc deep down they either know it's wrong or hate that ppl think they sound like a COD lobby toddler saying it

how it feels whenever somebody says "ummm don't look THAT up on deviantart unless you want to get nightmares!"

(source)

im alive i swear. bf got a phrog 🙏

experimenting with food is so scary like what if this sucks ass and now i gotta eat it anyway or i'll starve

absolutely fascinating when someone likes a post you reblogged in 2017 and nothing else like king how did you even find that

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

from another room i heard the voice of peppa pig ponder the question "daddy. where has the sky gone" and for one brief moment, before her father could reassure her that it was simply fog, i felt afraid

I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

Here's your periodic reminder of why it's so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.

It isn't about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We're capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.

It's about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.

And yes that includes that shitty video game, yes that includes the Lego sets, yes it includes visiting the theme park. Stop giving Transphobia Georg money.

Contemplation.