Imagine if there was a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy entry for Cybertronians tho
“Some wonder what would happen if robots had emotions. They are fools. Many robots have emotions. Cybertronians are examples of what happens when robots have too many emotions and no idea how to deal with them in a healthy manner. Usually it involves wars, drinking, and pop music.”
“You’d think being incredibly long-lived robots that can turn into all sorts of cool shit would be really awesome, but as most Cybertronians can attest, it’s often more trouble than it’s worth.”
“Much like any other race, Cybertronians are usually friendly…after you’ve given them something shiny.
Or have gotten them extremely drunk.”
“Many Cybertronians thought of their race as superior to other species, particularly those of organic composition, who they believed to be violent, backwards, and really quite stupid in general. After several wars lasting millions of years, they realized they were actually quite mistaken, as organic species may be vicious, bloodthirsty, amoral, selfish, and enjoy slaughtering each other for slightly different ideals from time to time, but at least they know how to do all of that without driving themselves to extinction, which Cybertronains quickly realized they did not.
Organics 1, Cybertronians 0
there are certainly disadvantages to being an ancient, mentally and emotionally static species with no sustainable reproductive cycle and a tendency to not live out that incredibly long life span to it;s fullest.“
“Some turn to their god, Primus for answers. Unfortunately, he’s been taking an obscenely long nap and his body is currently being used as their home planet, or so the story goes. others think this is ludicrous, that there is no Primus, and that that deep dark cavern that supposedly leads to a chamber where one can communicate literally face to face with their god isn’t worth checking out in the slightest. There have naturally been many wars about this also.”