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Tuck Fheman : Decentralized Blockchain Technology & Doom Updates

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A cadre of autodidactic multi diverse personalities decentralizing teh world.
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What is Bitcoin?
What is Bitcoin? All I wanted was pizza, but Bree Essrig wanted more info on cryptocurrency, so my Google Spiders have to go to work. Bitcoin is a distributed peer-to-peer payment system AND a currency, AND somehow has nothing to do with Iggy Azalea featuring Charlie XCX, which Bree respectively finds to be amazing, ingenious, and hard-to-understand.
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Where are these "Americans bracing for new wave of Islamic State terror"?

I've yet to run into any of them in Texas. Most people here are more worried about paying their State mandated yearly septic inspector bill (to avoid the larger fine for not letting some guy come on your property to check for chlorine tabs).

Allegedly we're too stupid (or untrustworthy) to pull the pipe up ourselves to check, so we have to pay $300-$400 a year to a guy who pulls the pipe up and checks a box on some paper and then mails that to the government. It's very complicated apparently.

But ISIS? No one gives a fuck about ISIS here. We just want to know why the fuck some asshole is coming on our property and robbing us of $300-$400 to check a fucking box and mail a letter?

It's not like we're not going to put the chlorine tabs in and have our yards smell like shit for days/weeks ... but whatever, I guess I'm supposed to brace myself for ISIS (are they coming to check my chlorine tabs too?).

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Titcoins by Pornhub (Mature)
Introducing Titcoins, the world’s most beloved and safest currency. A whole new market, perfect for offline and online businesses such as nightclubs, college bars, jukeboxes, vending machines, online stores… it may have no limits. 
The campaign will include a pilot program in Las Vegas, New Orlean's Mardi Gras, spring break parties and music festivals.
Because banks can take our money, our businesses or even our homes. But they will never take our love for titties.

I need to get a handful of these!

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