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Talk About the Weather

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Here you'll find a weather map of my brain.
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midsnights
“I struggle a lot with the idea that my life has become unmanageably sized and the idea of not feeling like a real person. This song is a guided tour throughout all the things I tend to hate about myself.” (About Anti-Hero) 

ANTI-HERO by Taylor Swift dir. Taylor Swift

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seriousjones
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theycallmey

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

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coolxatu

what if god was one of us…

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My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop

This made me laugh too hard

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lovelyirony

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

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jabletown

ngl one of the main reasons i ship romione is because hermione got a cat that is the cat version of ron

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turtletotem

…you just blew my entire mind

BIG, GINGER, GRUMPY, AND A LITTLE VIOLENT who am i talking about ron or crookshanks you don’t know

My mind keeps also drawing comparisons between Ron the Consistently Underappreciated with his overachieving brothers, and Crookshanks who languished at the pet store watching the cuter kittens get adopted…

This also makes Ron’s dislike of Crookshanks pretty hilarious

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE CRUX OF MY CROOKSHANKS IS THE CAT VERSION OF RON PHILOSOPHY. Fucking of course he hates that cat because he is that cat and he is Ron fucking Weasley. If Ron Weasley had a double that double would be better than him and he’d hate him too.

And of course Hermione has a soft spot for the most disagreeable, underdog cat in the world.

Befrends a lonly black haired dog who had spent years neglected and locked away. 

That addition hurts my fucking heart

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I miss the old tumblr days, and my old tumblr friends. Why did this platform damn-near collapse?

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