Anonymous asked:
I wanted to smash both Gargoyles but got overcome by lust and accidentally clicked the hell out of the first button I saw.
Completely understandable reaction!
Anonymous asked:
Smash to all the elemental genies, preferably all at once
Probably should've saved them for after the "puddle but it's alive" type in retrospect, but I wanted to get to them. I've been waiting! I'd normally say the air or maybe earth one is my favorite, but I have a special place in my heart for the Ifrit. Both because I was part Ifrit in my first full campaign, and because she is giving off the biggest dom vibes. The siren call of toxic yuri, no matter how many times I've been burned XD
Anonymous asked:
wow jabali powers... literally the stuck in wall trope...
Hard to beat a classic!
I am DELIGHTED by the amount of undead options this time around. I hope at least one of them make it to the finals. (❁´◡`❁)
That'd be wonderful! I wonder which will make it furthest this time. My guess is vampire or lich, but I hope the poltergeist does well :3
I think the main thing about Autognome being so low ranked has to do with them not only being mechanical, but also not really depicted as much beyond that. For instance, the other gnome made constructs got a lot of smashes, and I think it’s because they were depicted either with more personality or appealing features. In comparison, the art for the Autognomes is honestly… really bland. The only one that really has any visual interest to it is the mage looking one for me and that’s not by much.
I do mainly like the mage one on the right, and how much thier bodies change to fit thier specialized task make them more interesting in theory than the other gnome constructs, but even without that where are all the robofuckers? Though what's mostly blowing my mind is that the KENDER stomped them. That annoying kid from elementary school, except now a kleptomaniac! One of the most hated species in D&D history! Obviously they stand no chance this time around, they're here as a formality and me getting to see them again, but it still confuses me that they got soundly beaten by that. Note, that's not a BAD thing. I'm also excited when I'm wrong in my guesses, thats' something fascinating to work out. I just don't usually vocalize my bafflement XD
Yeesh, Autognome is really the coughing baby to the Satyrs and Dragonborns hydrogen bomb.
Yeah I never expected the poor autognomes to get votes, it's kinda telling when you win the loser's bracket by DEFAULT. I just never got the low rankings before. Against the satyr, sure, but how were they the only pass? How did they lose to KENDER?
Anonymous asked:
my friends want to do a hear me out cake and this blog is really helping me come up with ideas
Glad to help!
Gotta say I really appreciate your blog because like I've known I was a monsterfucker for a long time but you've introduced me to an amount of diversity that I haven't experienced and it's really been delightful learning exactly what traits in monsters are personally smashable to me and why I pass on what I do
I'm so glad to hear that! That's exactly what I hope for with this. Finding new things you new would've thought you liked, figuring out the limits in what you like and why you like it, it's good to examine/reexamine what you like. I'm glad I can provide a quick and fun little means to do so. <3
Anonymous asked:
The Quelaunt's lore reminds me of the Silence from Doctor Who and I do not vibe with that
I (fittingly) forgot what those were for a moment. Then a bunch of high school and college Dr Who memories slammed into me as a flashback. As well as the walls of GIFs in the Superwholock era of tumblr. Thanks for that? XD
Anonymous asked:
Do we know what’s being measured for the 8ft for the Ether Spiders? Because “furthest front leg to furthest back leg,” “tip of their pedipalp to the end of their abdomen,” and “from the ground to the top of their body” are very different versions of 8ft and I could see it being any one of those
Good question! It'd be legs or abdomen, and there are arguments for either but I would guess leg to leg. In PF2e while lengths or heights are often given, everyone's size categories are lists of how much space they take up. In other editions of PF and D&D base this on height (a 30 ft long dragon and 30 ft giant are the same), but PF2e bases this exclusively on physical space they occupy (a 30 ft giant tree person only takes up a 10 ft by 10 ft space, but has longer reach than normal on attacks). So it can't be 8ft at the shoulder. tip of leg to tip of leg is standard for spiders, and also it would likely occupy a 15 by 15 foot square instead if it was abdomen.
Anonymous asked:
okay is it just wishful thinking or are both the werebear and wererat some very sexy ladies
i was initially appreciating that the bear had such plush pecs that they showed even through the chainmail but now i am convinced they're actually breasts, and further investigation of the other werecreatures has me thinking our lovely rat is in the same boat
Pathfinder's always been pretty good about making sure its roster is fairly mixed, so yeah I'm pretty sure those are boobs. Plenty of lovely ladies in this one :3
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Anonymous asked:
important dullahan question, do they lean in to whisper at you from their neck-hole or do they yo-yo up that head on a string and hold it next to your face for intimate whispering purposes
Probably the head, and thank you for the absolutely hilarious visuals. Now I'm just imagining them in bright neon with sunglasses doing yoyo-tricks with thier head. On a skateboard instead of a horse of course.
Anonymous asked:
important dullahan question, do they lean in to whisper at you from their neck-hole or do they yo-yo up that head on a string and hold it next to your face for intimate whispering purposes
Probably the head, and thank you for the absolutely hilarious visuals. Now I'm just imagining them in bright neon with sunglasses doing yoyo-tricks with thier head. On a skateboard instead of a horse of course.
Anonymous asked:
*banging fists on the table* HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS LOVE ME SOME HAGS
Love seeing more hag love this time around, and definitely more vocally!
Anonymous asked:
for some reason very suprised the hellhound didn't pass and now i'm intrigued about where the multitude of werewolf fuckers and gnoll lovers draw the line... is it just the two legs? wearing clothes? is a hellhound not just a gnoll without opposable thumbs? how different is it from a werewolf in its transformed state? obviously the human that it normally is would be (somewhat) more intelligent, and i could definitely see that making a difference, but don't many werewolf transformers result in a less coherent or controlled state that would be very comparable to a hellhound? if the hellhound isn't intelligent enough for them, do they also consider fucking a transformed werewolf akin to having sex with an inebriated person unable to give consent? much to think about 🤔🤔🤔
It's a rare day indeed, where I get to be the one who isn't overcomplicating things. Now don't get me wrong, the quadrapedal nature (or just directly looking like an animal) always makes a big difference for some. That is where many draw the line. It's a similar to where some draw the line for, say, the 1000 year old loli trope. The general idea being "idc if they're mature and able to consent, they still LOOK like something that can't, so I'm not attracted and am often suspicious of those who are."
But the simple answer is just that people don't like putting their genitals into fire. Any creature who is on fire immediately loses quite a few points because people don't want to roast thier dick like a sausage, and you can see the creature's insides glowing through thier skin from heat.
Anonymous asked:
my sluttiness knows no bounds, i shall whore like no one has whored before
Truly a goal worth aspiring to!
Cuckoo hag is definitely Coraline inspired, but her looks definitely gives me a Yzma vibe. Now I’m just imagining one of them with a flesh golem servant that acts like Kronk.