Land of Caverns and Frogs

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

Round 2 Division B: Thallid vs Thalia, Guardian of Thraben

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Round 2 Division B: Alesha, Who Smiles at Death vs Phage the Untouchable

Round 2 Division B: Earthbind vs Rin and Seri, Inseparable

Round 2 Division B: Selesnya Evangel vs Rona, Herald of Invasion // Rona, Tolarian Obliterator

Round 2 Division A: Phyrexian Unlife vs Baleful Strix

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Round 2 Division A: Massacre Girl vs Savor the Moment

Round 2 Division A: Damnation vs Dark Ritual

Round 2 Division A: Bearscape vs Emrakul, the Aeons Torn

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

This was awesome lol.

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

there was a time when every animated film would have multiple licensed video games. like, Shark Tale would have a game on PC, PS2 and GBA, and they'd all be different.

exaaaactly

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The best scene in Nosferatu 1922, sound remastered because i felt that we had to have this

Me sneaking into the kitchen at 3:42 to eat leftover pasta

turn on sound and you’ll see what i mean

how come you can’t show a gun or pistol on Cartoon Network but you can show a “plasma pistol” or “ray gun”. I feel like a gun that shoots plasma or ray would be significantly more gun

lobbying from big plasma

the nefarious covenant is trying to sell plasma rifles to America’s Children. Well i think that’s fine