I saw a Sun x Wither Storm Dragon fic where the dragon was sentient, but still a dragon. And I think respect that. Let Sun be a monster fucker
God, I did not expect to love the EclipsexEaps!Sun ship as much as I do, but something about Eclipse's world-weary, bitter worldview juxtapose next to Sun's anxious, silly, whimsical (if not a little bratty) self is just so endearing to me.
Eclipse jumping after Sun when he fell into the portal when he could've just let Sun fend for himself. Eclipse referring to Eaps!Sun as 'His Sun'. Sun trying to understand Eclipse, trying to understand why Eclipse is the way he is, but also not forcing or trying to guilt Eclipse into telling him Sun's "I would just like an answer, a reason for why it is, and I'll respect it no matter what you say." and "You don't have to, it is your choice" and Eclipse finally opening up is such good shit.
I also love that Moon tried to distract Sun from his Foxy obsession by telling him to go see Eclipse. Headcanon that Moon is trying to play matchmaker.
a little nsfw addendum: Brat!Sun and BratTamer!Eclipse... need I say more...
The fact that the 'his Sun' line was real and actually happened still amazes me, to be honest.
I think that “you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals” song should be the BloodySun theme song because every shipper I’ve meet is SO INCREDIBLY HONRY and that’s the premise of 98% of the fics/j
(na I think their theme should be “Kiss Me You Animal” by Burn The Ballroom)
Adding those songs to my list of things to listen to as we speak.
The creator simpage comes from me being being a monster fucker :3 just look at the tentacles! Also the daddy issues. But anyway uhhh earth/sun hc where earth gets sick and sun takes care of her bc earth takes care of everyone and I feel like sun wants to take care of her
(Please please please make sure this is on anon)
I want Sun to knock up Bloodmoon. Idc who’s the dom or sub (mainly because I was that BloodlySun anon who hates smut), I just want Sun makes his ass a mama. I want Bloodmoon getting huffy about his “weakened state” but also show a soft side to the baby in them by chatting away to them about how they’ll be the strongest warrior ever under his (and Sun’s) training. I want Sun to mother-hen the hell out of the mother-to-be but endless dote on the twins and their baby. Bloodmoon’s cravings would probably be a weirdly specific animal’s blood (like black sea salmon or northern white-breasted hedgehogs) mixed with random other liquid.
Also I know I’m DEFINITELY one of the reasons why this blog is a nightmare, but I cannot thank you enough for running it. This blog is an absolute sanctuary. Even if I don’t like all the ships on here I still love a place to get this off our chests. Thank you so, SO much for running this blog, you are braver then any solider on earth.
Eh, you're not particularity one of the weird ones. I haven't gotten anyone in my inbox rotting about something they're specifically into sexually, which is where I think the truly depraved folks lie, so you're fine.
And, oh..? Heh. Thanks, I guess. I'm just some guy. Running this blog isn't actually that bad- haven't gotten any hate, just an overwhelming amount of confessions. More than I ever expected. ...Thanks for that, everyone.
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Solar x Jigsaw Ruin x Eclipse
I just love thinking of Jigsaw as an emotional manipulator. Not an obvious one either. Like I would fall for this man in a heartbeat. Solar wants to bring Sun and Moon back? Oh yikes sorry, Jigsaw flirted one too many times and now he doesn't know what to do. But then Eclipse? He hates Solar and doesn't know what to think of Jigsaw. But they coerce (dubcon and then maybe full con) him into sexy time once and he's attached. Like there goes two possible threats and now he's got guard dogs. As long as he spoils them and gives them all his attention they'll be loyal to a t.
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Whines and cries because the creator looked like Eggman when he was alive and alas I cannot simp. Why couldn't he have looked similarly to grunkle Ford like come on at least give him one redeeming quality 😭😭😭😭😭 like his voice and his personality got me like "hmmmmmm" but I can't fuck that old man if I know he looked like Eggman 😭😭 they had to nerf him bc they knew it would be another eclipse simp situation
After reading this confession multiple times, I've come up with the correct meme to quote. You can't simp for the creator because he's an old man? Well-
Look I'm into the creator tentacle and old man fucking I'm just iffy about the "I created you so you're basically my slave" thing he said to kc
God.
Hello local Sun Simp multi-shipper Degen here,
First of thank you for the opportunity to talk about my favorite ships and making this blog! I've been having tons of fun reading everyone's ship confessions (everyone has good taste 👌😋) and honestly can no longer resist sharing mine
I love pretty much Anyone x Sun 😂 I like it most when he's a bottom but like it's maybe a teeny eensy bit toxic. Especially if there's a bit of brat taming or just dicking down. He needs to be dominated and wrecked as a treat. I like it when they get a bit freaky with it.
So far I think my favorites of this are Solar x Sun and Eclipse x Sun. They bring out the best and the worst in each other and I love it when Solar's inner eclipse comes out just for Sun or when Eclipse is like "I know you in and out" and then one sexy brawl later he proves to Sun just how much he knows. There's also a really scrumptious BloodMoon x Sun series with plot and angst and so much sauce. I've also been convinced of Molten x Sun but that leans more in the wholesome platonic realm.
I see Sun as a bottom in most relationships but he's not necessarily submissive, like hear me out- he spent 5 years fighting with Moon everyday of his life and then did the same with Eclipse. He's a fighter in my mind so I like to pair him with someone who can absolutely wreck him. (As a degen if it's physically AND emotionally it's even better good food).
I also don't mind when he tops, Eclipse Meets his Match is literally peak top Sun.
Do you have any recommendations for good Anyone x Sun content?
Unfortunately I don't have any good recommendations on hand, my mod is slacking when it comes to reading fanfics, but if anyone seeing this post does, I encourage them to share their favorites around.
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I NEED Gemini they are taking over my thoughts I want them to hold me in their arms but also I want them to leash me and treat me like a dog
Congratulations on being the first Gemini simp in my inbox, honestly surprised it took this long.
I feel like a freak because I love Sun x Eclipse. Because I don't like the fluff, balance honey sunny relationship if Eclipse changes to be better or Sun is trying to help Eclipse kind of way. (Sure it is hot but only on some days when my mood is stable.)
I want to see them because they are so toxic. It is like the kind of toxic yaoi when they kill each other in the morning and get laid at night on the same day. The idea of 'are we killing or kissing right now?' slowburn seems really interesting with me, and it is sad that I don't see it much.
First off, you're not a freak for preferring the more toxic side of a fictional pairing. It just means you find darker media more compelling, which is totally fine, man.
There's hundreds of love songs that could fit them when given a dynamic more like this, which I find neat. You heard them folks, more toxic Suneclipse, stat.
I need more BDSM dynamics used in a SFW way in ships like you can't tell me Earth wouldn't be Into all that especially. I like to imagine her holding munches, meetups, or play parties for those into the same things or in the same dynamics and just giving a supportive and loving space to the community so they can grow as people. But she'd be a multi-community queen 100% and either have special area's for different things or would just hold different events on different days. She'd be under a fake identity online obviously and she'd likely end up finding someone like Ruin showing up for a petplay play party and being all embarrassed when Earth greets him at the door. Of course though she'd be welcoming him with open arms and at the end of the party Ruin's head would definitely be in her lap while she gently pets his rays and calls him a good boy and elaborating how proud she is of him for showing up to something like this.
No matter what, she'd be supportive as long as everything is safe, sane, and consensual. And we love her for it.
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Why hasn't anyone written a good porn with Nexus and Solar when they meet again?? They're literally in a room where no one can enter or hear them!! I NEED TO READ SOME REUNION AND GOODBYE PORN! PLS!
You heard the anon, folks. They need their reunion smut.
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I heard you talking about sfw omegaverse… so I give you Omegaverse Sun x Bloodmoon but Sun is an alpha and Bloodmoon is an omega.
(Trying be vague about how intense heat and ruts are) When Sun has his rut, he’s constantly denning and VERY protective. (Not just of Bloodmoon, but also his family any children he can smell.) Meanwhile Bloodmoon always dreads his heats because he despises how weak he feels during them.
Sun and Bloodmoon scenting each other and Eclipse avoiding Sun like the plague because of it.
On the topic of scents, Bloodmoon starting to carry around a clothing item or maybe even a stuffed animal and hiding it in a corner whenever he feeds so he can leave Sun something nice in the nest (without the smell of blood.)
Ah, I have more but it involves Mpreg and idk if that’s allowed
Well, I won't for you not to be, but you don't have to be vague here. I tag everything appropriately. Or I try my best to, haha.
If Bloodmoon ever did get a partner, I do think he'd be a clothes stealer.
As for that last part. I mean, sure, why not? Again, I tag everything, so. Sure, bring up m-preg in my inbox, I suppose.
Never thought I'd be saying those words in my lifetime, but here we are.
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I want Bloodmoon to beat me to death like he did to Monty in that simulation where he got the star. I don’t want him to be sexy about it I want him to go about it as business as usual.
(no fr I was watching the him torture Monty thinking “WHY CANT IT BE MEEEEEEE”)
If I had a nickle for every Bloodmoon simp I got in my inbox (in a row), I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it's happened twice.
I love some popular ships but so many fics have in-depth French kissing/tongue twirling level kissing and it just makes me so uncomfortable I get how its appeasing, and im not shaming anyone Except Eclipse, Moon, KC, you know the whores fanfics are written about especially, but Zhshdhhdndns PUT THAT THING AWAY! PUT THAT TONGUE AWAY!!! GET IT OUTA HERE ITS SO YUCKY AND UNSANITARY DJDNNDNS PUT IT AWAY!! I JUST WANT Y'ALL TO HAVE SPECIAL SPECIAL FUN TIME BUT PUT THOSE TONGUES AWAY ENGAGE DIFFERENTLY! DJSJNSNSMAMA PUT THAT THANG AWAY
This one isn't particularly ship-focused, but it's very funny and at least vagues the concept of shipping/self-shipping, so I'll let it slide.
You heard it here folks, no more French-kissing. Anon bans it, everyone go home.
Da..DARK SUN STEP ON ME- NEED THAT MAN TO STOMP ME TILL IM A PUDDLE OF GOOP!! NEED HIM TO INSULT ME TO!! LOVE THAT MAN KDJDMSMSMAMQMENFJJFNF
Congratulations on winning the 'Most Down Bad Simp In My Inbox Award' so far. Let's see how long it takes for you to be dethroned.