gps but for a way out of this

#it just says “through” :(

did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??

Yes. Yes he did.

At this point, he needs to just build the Witch's House from Hansel and Gretel. I feel like he's building to that lmao

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

you forgot russian cat tumblr

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway

The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple

Love the language specific additions

Philosophy in this thread:

Silly little potatoes can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets can be found in every language and culture

Artists and poets

can be found in every

language and culture

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Sound on

Amoebas are the only living animal on Earth that does not have at least two legs.

Worms, snakes, fish: All prove my point as you can see from this state-of-the-art infographic below:

so im hearing @astolat is god??? what's your 10 commendments my liege

My best stab! lol

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

me, when a poem says something i’m feeling at this very moment

me when a poem evokes a new feeling I haven't felt before

I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

This interview is OVER!

Shocking revelations

BONUS:

this got so many notes but no one's reblogging it with my very important addition

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

#I don't care for Monday's maze #Tuesday Wednesday time-loop haze #Thursday in the rack's embrace #It's Friday I'm in love (via @hartshorn-and-isinglass)

when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing

"the black parade is dead" oh really bc it looks like the hole you put it in wasn't deep enough and it's climbing out right now

may death never stop you

or straight up fake your death 🤷🏻‍♀️

(敵襲に備えているだけの図。 オースティンパワーズのアレ | けいれん（松本痙） さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

is there actually anything more irritating than depression apathy… like why am i sitting here arguing with myself “i kinda wanna play a video game but i kinda don’t because, what, i’m just gonna boot up a game and play it and have fun and close it when i’m done? get real”

Tips of using plastic bags by 杨萍萍