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You know, Sam Winchester gets a lot of flack for the fact that all of his girlfriends die but at least it’s always a random thing. Dean on the other hand?? So much worse!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Dean stan till I die but it is undeniably crazy.

My man had three boyfriends and all of them died. The big difference is the fact that they all died the exact same way. Dean (though however unintentional) convinced three supernatural beings to LITERALLY KILL THEMSELVES FOR HIM!!

He had all of them so deeply in love with him, he didn’t even have to really ask.

First we have Benny

He fell hard for Dean in Purgatory and was kinda dependent on him outside of it. It hurt Benny a ton when Dean had to cut contact because of Sam. Even then, he still willingly died and went back to the place he had tried for so long to escape. All for Dean and to make sure he was happy.

Then we have the King himself, Crowley.

Dude stabbed himself in the chest to give Dean time to escape. No illusion or trick, just a straight up suicide bomb to distract Lucifer. He clearly caught serious feelings for Dean over the years, especially after he got the mark and turned into a demon. Even though Dean straight up rejected him, he still was too deep in love. He committed suicide to keep him safe.

Then there’s the one and only, Castiel.

He died for Dean multiple times and had been in love with him for so long but this last one was really it. He confessed how much he loved Dean to his face! He said I love you! Knowing he would die if he did! All to save Dean! All to give him a chance! FUCK IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE THIS ONE HURTS!

Basically, Dean had men falling over each other to sacrifice themselves because they were so in love with him and he still had the gall to think he was unlovable.

In conclusion, Dean Winchester is the most oblivious man in the universe.

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hellverse

booped you tight and raised you from boopdition

what's the matter? ...you don't think you deserved to be booped

booping people, booping things, the family boopness

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threshie

I found a liquor store and booped it

I booped to you, Cas. Every night.

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corvussky

I was booped, where were you?

The very boop of your corrupts

i'm a booped whore

My "booping" skills are "rusty"

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letmeblued

Happiness isn't in the having, it's in just boop

I ain't your boopin' bestie

Not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, I got booped

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butch--dean

For the first time, I boop

I did it, all of it, for boop

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goat-fanatic

"I hope they dont make more supernatural its just gonna be bad!" wrong! give me supernatural 2.0 and its just 15 seasons of destiel living a domestic life with two kids, a cat, a dog and a bee farm.

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no more meeting people in real life no more dating apps it’s just I meet you in my dream and we sit in each other’s souls.

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prokopetz

Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

  • Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

  • Sex
  • Holding hands
  • Bizarre misunderstandings
  • Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing
  • The author’s unaddressed traumas
  • Found family
  • Plausible explanations for existing plot holes
  • Additional plot holes
  • Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology
  • Tax evasion
  • Gender
  • Very bad puns

What fanfic often removes from the source material:

  • All beds except one
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retquits

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep

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Anonymous asked:

What is a fandom?

Imagine that girl in elementary school that never stopped talking about horses in a class with 1700 other girls who are obsessed with horses in a class about horses

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dean saying "Hell no. 😐" to sam then immediately reassuring cas on the phone "No, not you. 🥺"

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What people don’t tell you about watching shows is that after you finish watching a show there’s no more show for you to watch. Think about that.

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