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Truffle Cookie.

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So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

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Snippet no.2 from the Arslan drama CD. The situation is that Gieve tries to give Arslan lessons as to “how to treat women properly” and overprotective Daryun interrupts their conversation.

Rough translation~.

Daryun: Your Highneeeeeeess!!!

Gieve: What!?

Arslan: Daryun!?

Daryun: Gieve!!!

Gieve: Y-yes?

Daryun: That kind of topic… is too early for His Highness!

Gieve: Huh? Well, when I was the same age as His Highness, I already…

Daryun: It’s too early!!!! That kind of topic… eh, yes, Elam! Yes, you should teach it to Elam!!

Elam: What!?

Daryun: You’re Narsus’ servant, Elam. You need to know a lot of different things in order to be able to follow Narsus’ teachings, am I right!?

Elam: But I-

Daryun: All right, Gieve, you can tell Elam the rest of your story.

Gieve: Okay, I don’t mind either way.

Elam: Wait, but I- I have to watch for fire!

Gieve: It’s okay, Elam-kun. Where should I start telling my story, oh yes, it was when I was traveling in Misr…

Elam: Wait, Lord Daryun, Your Highness Arslan!!?

Daryun: Come over here, Your Highness.

Elam: Hey, you two!!

Gieve: It was my first experience…

Elam: Where are you going!?

Gieve: You know, it was as if a door to a new world opened in front of me…

Elam: It seems like it’s kind of the topic I shouldn’t listen to!!!

Daryun: Here, Your Highness. Please eat.

Arslan: But Daryun, Gieve’s story seems interes-

Daryun: Please eat.

Arslan: Y-yes…

(Just for the record: Elam is younger than Arslan)

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Anonymous asked:

I want Saazbaum having crazy dinner table sex with Crutheo but they didn'to bother dismissing Trillram from the room so he's crying because he can't leave without their say so and they're too deep in each other's asses to take notice. The sound of Saazbaum's balls smacking into Crutheo's ass haunts him for the rest of the week.

iM ALUGHING HOLY SHIT 

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS OHMY GJOD

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the “Dramatical Murder fan” starter kit

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