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Österreichisch - Austrian German for beginners - Pt 2

  • Host mi!? (Hoss t me) - Nod, shut up and comply ( “ Whether you like it or not, we’re going to do this now! Host mi!?” )
  • I muass nu gach… ( illiterate moon ass Gatorate **hissing noise of a cat*)- It is nice that you want to spend time with me, but please find something else to entertain yourself with for the next 3 hours. ( “ Dude, my parents aren’t home, wanna come over?!” - “ Sure! I muass nu gach.. finish what I’m doing right now! *hasn’t even started what they need to finish yet*”)
  • Jojo! ( Jojo) - maybe / Najo (N Mayo) - not certain // Nana! ( nana) - certainly not // Nona! ( No natural) - certainly! 
  • Na geh! // Na geh bitte! ( Natural Gatorate // bit tell) - You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed - usually used to exclaim a dislike about someones action ( “ I broke this” - “ Na geh/bitte!” // “ I forgot to do this” - “ Na geh/bitte!” // “ Caroll said you talked about her” - “ Na geh/ bitte!” ) 
  • I schau nur! illiterate School Ouch N Uruguay ) - my decision to buy should not depend on your incompetence ( exclusively said to people who work in stores that approach you while browsing)  ( “ Can I help you?” - “ I schau nur!” )
  • Ruafma uns daun afoch zaum! ( Roof mante Undies down angst fo*hissing noise of a cat* tsunami Ouch mantel) - I act like I’m interested in your plans, but am secretly hoping that you wan’t follow this up either ( “ Oh it was so nice running into you again!  Highschool was such a long time ago! We should totally go to lunch!” - “ Yeah! Ruafma uns daun afoch zaum!”) 
  • Wennst manst! ( When stage mantel stage) - I’ll totally have your back if you want to enthusiastically pursue this course of action even though we both know it will fail ( “ Dude, we’re going to do this and it’s going to be EPIC!”- “ Wennst manst!”) 
  • Damma wos! ( Dad M Mantel well Ostrich )  - pretending to have the honest plan to evenly divide the workload ( A person that sees a lot of work to be done that turns to heir companions “ Damma wos!” which is followed up by trying to do the least amount of work, while also getting the most credit) 
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