Trophy Boyfriend

this is the most important thing in the world

Oh my god.

@nokibae

This is my life now

Fridays burger break (instagram) 

The first time I saw one of these bags in person i was really baked at college and it just completely fucked me up.

does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that

the thrilling saga

update: cornwallis is a girl but after i asked her rachel has decided to keep the name the same because it’s hilarious

update: rachel’s mother has not yet taken to the bird and it appears to be a gradual process in the making. on the upside, madame cornwallis has taken a shining to vivaldi’s four seasons, my chemical romance’s the black parade, and the pokemon theme song.

it’s happened again i cannot believe

Look at all those ducks

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

Ten different responses to unwanted dick pics.