You post about shadow people but i went to their realm and no one knew you

Best alarm clock ever.

via @winnie.and.malla

My last two brain cells

LMAOOOO

Mood

Tati Westbrook during her birthday dinner

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

A CLASSIC

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is: