Have you seen my bow tie?

ok will graham

"Achilles wished all Greeks would die, so that he and Patroclus could conquer Troy alone. It took divine intervention to bring them down.”

He had just committed murder and the police were after him, but nooo, he had to take his boyfriend's coat and do a drama queen little scene in the rain. He's such a teenage girl

"He's half of my soul, as the poets say."

Alright, in the next life they'll be married