Dogmas ... are absolute beliefs. [Alternate modes of spirituality] have catmas, which are relative meta-beliefs. And the central discordian catma is:
'All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.'
And if you repeat this 523 times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment—in some sense!
Robert Anton Wilson