For the Love of Monsters

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

hill

tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river

If Sufjan stevens liked Illinois so much why didn’t he write a song about the time my brother lost his iPod nano in the Chicago children’s museum ball pit and I wished on the first star I saw that night that it would be under my pillow when I woke up the next morning so I could give it back to him and when it wasn’t there I became disillusioned from the idea that the universe would manifest something for you if you wanted it terribly badly enough because it was fair the wishing star couldn’t give me a pet horse like I’d previously wished but this was such a simple and earnest request

Once upon a dark and politically conservative time, there was an anarchist avant-garde music project that hatched a scheme to infiltrate mass culture and pay their friends’ legal bills. They succeeded beyond anyone’s silliest imagination and so many left wing groups had all their legal expenses paid for such a long time.

This is a parable about the power of a goofy little scheme and of getting back up again when you get knocked down.

She's just trying to pay her student loans

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wait THAT'S where it came from?

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

Oh boy I'm having such a fun time tonight in this old run down mansion! I really think there is no spirit or specter who could spook me tonight

The nefarious poltergeist:

Grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

oh someone at the guardian has lost the will to live

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you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

Eeeeeey macarena

15?? More like 5.

if you've been in one but not sure if you should count it (stopping in an airport, for instance) count it