୧། ☉ ౪ ☉ །୨ fight me

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

Y'all take too long

Same energy

No worries guys, they’re there too

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

he's so real

So vengeance saga

this is so fucking funny

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

for reference this is the warning that was too hard to navigate, apparently

My new favourite archery image!

This painting is located in the Church of the Nativity in Prague, and is dated to 1663. It is also the basis of at least 3 D&D character concepts that are stuck in my head now.

If you want more info, art references, and tutorials, check my Patreon!

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

REBLOG HIM FACE FOR MOST EXCELLENT LUCK ALL 2022 🖤

Reblog him face to save 2023

Let’s try him face again in 2024

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

no hope for that guy

"Wow omg you drawwwww? I wish I was a drawer soooo bad omg I suckkkk so bad at arrrt"

me:

Does anyone have context?

This guy once posted to reddit asking for advice on how to remove "a cylinder" from a mini m&m container filled with mashed banana. He claimed it was time critical and that absolutely no damage should be caused to the cylinder during removal. People kept laughing at him for getting his dick stuck in an m&m tube and telling him to go to the hospital, but he refused to budge on it being a problem involving a cylinder and would not confirm that a penis was involved.