"C'mon Rainey, it's just you and me here. Trust me, Bumpykins and Faust don't know about this place. You'll be totally safe!" Her grin spreads from ear to ear, eager with anticipation. Still, they can't quite push themself to play the opening melody. Confidently she adds, "Besides, I ain't never heard you play a sour note in my life."
They snort. "That's a lie."
Not missing a beat, "to make you feel better," she chirps with a wink.
They roll their eyes. "Psht. Where's that Eda-brand brutal honesty?"
"Where it belongs, up my:" she presses a hand to her lips and mimics a fart noise.
"Eda!"
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Two trevor fics in one day??? More likely than you think.