DILF hunter by trade

yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage

Snail drinking a dew drop from an acorn head 

Fun fact: snails can have up to 14 000 teeth - they are tiny and positioned on their tongue called the radula. 

effervescent

Let's take a moment to appreciate just how amazing the title cards were for Batman the Animated Series.

Everything about this show was masterful.

My greatest super battle mansion streak yet was ruined by this hip old man

Truly incredible things are happening on white dog instagram

olimar?

That’s literally jiji

This is where I stand politically...

Free Gaza spotted on a pro-Israel billboard in Los Angeles, California

every time i see the taylor swift tour shit in toronto i think of that post where somebody said eras tour is shen yun for white women and i lose it

hot take but jake paul winning has always been a no-brainer, people don't want to give him credit because he's a retarded youtuber and everyone is coping

Do you honest to God expect me to believe that the younger jake paul with several wins under his belt is going to job to some geriatric with bad knees? Over what, sentimentality? Okay

No one wants to give him credit for winning an exhibition match with a guy 30 years older than him who’s been retired since paul was a kid

I've seen people sweating over how tyson was somehow gonna magically wallop jake to oblivion like he didn't have an ulcer earlier this year.

Just because I wanted it to happen doesn’t mean I don’t know better than to expect good in this world

Jake Paul's punishment when he dies and goes to hell is having to go an eternity fighting Prime Mike Tyson whom both God and the Devil have an agreement to allow him to visit Hell every once in a while to teach those poor souls a lesson

Artist @ cartumante on X

Women: "Men are just sex hungry freaks!"

Also Women:

HELP

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

Kamala?

Oh hai!