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If DC won't do it I will

  • I may be late.. sue me
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  • Selina asks Alfred to walk her down the aisle
  • He does and totally doesn't get teary
  • Dick is the best man because he's more of a brother than son
  • The photographer takes a stunning picture of Selina and Bruce, on Selinas side the bridesmaids are Lois, Ivy, Harley, Babs, Cass, Steph, Helena, Kate and Harper (she wouldve just had a few but Bruce asked her because she's now basically their mother)
  • ((They all wear the same colour dress but the style differ))
  • Bruce's groomsmen are Dick, Jason, Tim, Duke, Damian, Luke, Jean-paul and Clark (he would've had his JL pals but he's a dad and couldn't leave anyone out)
  • The wedding is beautiful and all the KUWTW fans go wild on social media
  • Everyone loves that Damian didn't just wear a suit like the other men, but stuck to his roots
  • Before the meal the main group is taken for photos:
  • The Bride and Groom
  • The bridesmaids with them
  • The groomsmen with them
  • All together
  • The "Waynes" (there's so many that Damian, Selina, Bruce, Babs, and Cass sit on an expensive sofa, ((Steph sits on the arm)) behind them stand Kate, Tim, Jason, Alfred, Dick, Duke, Luke, And Jean-Paul)
  • There's only a few "formal pictures" before chaos erupts
  • They're all laughing away or pulling stupid gang signs with only Alfred, Bruce and, surpisingly, Damian looking decent and happily at the camera (like father like sons)
  • They all eat expensive food and drink expensive drinks before the speeches
  • There are a couple speeches as their family is massive (most are livestreamed) Dick makes everyone laugh "to think once he saw me at that circus and took me in, he couldn't stop. He has an addiction, but I'm glad that my new siblings will be feline because i dont think there's any more spare rooms." - Cass' is beautiful and Steph helped interpret for those who don't know sign language - Damian goes up and says he approves of this union (literally every batfam member cries and everyone else looks confused) - Jim is just thankful that Selina isn't that bad anymore and that someone's looking after Bruce (that isn't paid to do so) - Diana speaks about when Bruce first introduced Selina to their group (bar the fact that it was during a fight) - Ivy and Harley go up together (the Wayne enterprises invites are super confused as to why Bruce would marry Selina if her friends are these two) - finally Alfred's speech makes everyone sob because he tells them that he's proud of his child and the family he's made
  • Bruce and Selina cut their cake for the cameras and then have their first dance and it's romantic as heck
  • The other couples join - Clark and Lois - Diana and Steve - Arthur and Mera - Kara and Lena - Jean-Paul and Luke - Kate and Maggie - etc etc
  • The music is cranked up after and Dick takes Alfred up to dance, he then pulls Damian and the three dance awkwardly but have fun
  • Steph teaches Tim and Cass to twerk (Jason slut drops making them go wild)
  • Jim and Babs dance, she twirls in her chair
  • Bruce dances with Leslie and she tells him she's proud
  • Jon makes Damian dance the cha cha slide and everyone dies seeing that
  • Ace and Titus run around jumping excitedly
  • Wally and Dick have Raven and Kory on their backs running about
  • Kon and Tim run to the dancefloor as Baby Got Back comes on - they've got a rehearsed routine
  • Bruce is still the "idiot millionaire" to his work colleagues but did he seriously just pick up a slice of cake instead on his wine glass?
  • Jason is telling all the children about how the Red Hood is better than batman when Kate interrupts him "but didn't he need Batwoman to spring him from that trap?"
  • Clayface makes an appearance as a random human but he hangs out with Kate, Luke and Jean-Paul
  • They wind down a little but the dancefloor is still being used and food is still being eaten
  • The venue is outside in a field so they have room and space for fireworks - it's suggested by one of Bruce's colleagues but he knows that some of his children are delicate to those noises, they have lanterns instead
  • Hawkgirl helps when they get stuck because no one realised that the wind would blow them into the trees
  • The night ends at like 4 a.m. and everyone's happy and settled they all sleep in the grand house (there's not enough rooms but no one cares) except for Lois, Clark, Jon, Kon and Kara (who booked a cottage 10 minutes away)
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Please tell me there's a "Keeping up with the Waynes" (they're literally the Kardashians of the DC universe) maybe it's not quite as involved maybe it's just the "goings on" narrated by one if the family members

Bruce is the worse obviously, Dick is the best at it. Jason tells the truth "this week we fought the Penguin" but everyone thinks it's just business talk or stupid tales. Tim is everyone's favourite because anything he says or does is a meme "this could be your CEO but you trippin". Duke's new to it but picks it up quite easy "this life is weeeiird, but they ain't bad." Cass signs her ones, they're a bit vague but Steph is there to assist if necessary (it never is but they're cute). Damian sits there like "me and Jon hung out at the weekend, will that be sufficient?". Babs makes a few appearances but they're laced with sarcasm. Selina makes one, she knows not everyone likes her but her interview is a popular one (she's a bit apprehensive that she'll do another and mess up badly)

Eventually they opt for a group interview and Kate crashes it "if you wanted to know real dirt on Bruce why didn't you contact me?

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