Forests in the Sky

Some of your comments are implying yall think this is about either torturing or rewarding the deceased famous authors and I need to clarify- their enjoyment or lack thereof is immaterial to me. I didn't invent time travel for other people; this is all for my own sick amusement.

dont blow up my notes with arguing, i just want to know what The People In General think. if you want to change minds please make an original post

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

spread this far and wide ✨

If you press the button there is no questions from anyone, nobody refers to your previous self, & no issue is caused beyond learning to be comfortable in your body & choice.

be honest

This poll was inspired by this tweet btw

You know you’ve got asoiaf brainrot when you start using phrases like “half a hundred” or “like as not” in everyday sentences.

P.S!! mayhaps would win by a landslide so I’m excluding it :) seems more fun if there’s some competition

i saw a dumb tweet. here's a poll for people who read a lot of books as kids. there's no moral judgment attached to this poll at all; i do not care if it was your favourite book, that's completely fine, you don't have to lie just because you hate jkr now. answer honestly to the best of your recollection.