Forests in the Sky

look. listen. we all know it. how many of us are brave enough to say it? i, for one, am brave enough to say it:

young king bradley was smokin' hot and frankly old king bradley could still get it

wait hold on they never taught this at human lab experiment school

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i just think he’s neat

oops i haven’t updated this blog in like a month here’s some bradley fma, commissioned by @planetsandmagic !!

king bradley was so fuckin strange before the homunculus reveal dude. absolute cryptid motherfucker. imagine you’re in hospital after a big fight and the fuhrer himself, the leader of the country, decides to visit you. he gives you a melon wrapped in a cute pink ribbon and then escapes out the window. you are edward elric.

fma fandom we need to talk. bradley literally looks like this, does Sexy Gymnast Swordfighting, loves his wife, HOW is he not the most crushed on character in the series??? how????

hiromu arakawa tell me your secret. how in the hell did you conquor the sexy villain paradox. he's so attractive and YET bradley-fuckers who call him misunderstood uwu aren't a thing.

roy, i think. roy is the reason. by the time we get to Fuhrer being attractive we've already seen a shirtless roy kill something that can't be killed for a woman he's in doomed-tragic love with. fellas take note. you want a hot villain that people don't woobify, give them a sexy angsty will-die-for-my-wife antihero first.

Nobody can convince me that they aren’t cute

Insp:

My favorite part of FMAB is when all the Briggs soldiers are celebrating a win n then Bradley comes in like:

So I love all of FMA’s “it’s clever when it’s not in English” naming. Riza “The Hawk’s Eye” Hawkeye. The Strong Arm Alchemist, Alexander Louis Armstrong. Ruler of the nation, King Bradley–first name King, last name Bradley.

And you know, that “King Bradley” name is a strong contender for most ridiculous in-your-face naming but that’s not actually the worst of Bradley’s name. What’s worse is that he’s “Fuhrer President King Bradley”, because he’s literally got three titles in his name that all mean “Ruler” literally three of them but even that is not the worst part about Fuhrer President King Bradley’s name.

You see the worst part about this name is that he goes by “Fuhrer”. You know, the German word for “Leader”, pronounced “fyur-ur”, same as “Furor”.

You know, Furor

Or,

you know,

in other words

Wrath.

Who invited Angry Angry King King King?

Now now, don’t be disrespectful. It’s Angry King King King Angry.

ahah tried this pose;; not sure if there are any mistakes