Forests in the Sky

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

compillation of all the #sixfanarts I have done so far.. so uh actually 24fanarts

Callout from Jonny Sims

part 2:

[I.D: Two tweets by Jonny(!) @/jonnywaistcoat. First one reads: Ah, another fine day of writing nightmarish monsters that no-one could possibly be attracted to, doing horrible things that could under no circumstances inspire lust. Now to take a BIG sip of water and check Tumblr.

Second one reads: Literally any character in Magnus: *abuses power, is domineering, bullying or otherwise aggressive* Magnus fandom: [two hearteyed emojis] hello whos this? End I.D]

had to use beholding to recheck

bastard grandpas are such a vibe they are literally the opposite of each other it’s amazing

What an utter bastard. I love him so much. <3

“Ah, Mr. Bouchard. So sorry to keep you waiting. Please, take a seat, and we’ll begin.”

the B in Bouchard stands for Brutal pipe murder

just the little eye avatar things 😌😌

I recently finished a commissioned piece for a more detailed version of my Elias Bouchard design (what a great request!) so here’s the final art 😊

If you’re interested in buying a commission, send me a dm or email me at [email protected] ✉ 😁 My art blog is @tatchianamichaela

elias really is the funniest motherfucker in tma. like he doesn’t do jack shit for two thirds of the show and then suddenly he brutally murders a senior citizen with a pipe. and then he continues to do absolutely nothing™️ only now more ominously. and then he gets thrown in prison and he CONTINUES to do NOTHING except troll his ex employees.

what a legend

So you don’t think he did it?

Killed a man in cold blood? Certainly not. He doesn’t have the stomach for it.

my elias and peter designs!

elias is a short king

Most of the brutal pipe murder fanart I see has him holding the pipe with his bare hands and I just have to say there’s a 0% chance that bitch didn’t put on gloves beforehand not only to avoid leaving prints but also so he could sit there and dramatically put on pristine white gloves that he snaps around his wrist like a queer coded Disney villain the BASTARD

god i miss elias this smug ass motherfucker is just sitting there while calling the cops on HIMSELF and is like time to read my ex’s dying love letters before i traumatize my employees for life

I'm catching up on TMA and I refuse to believe that The Beholding/The Eye doesn't adore Jon and dislike Elias. No I won't explain why.

shitty boss man

on the subject of gnc jon dressing kind of like a grandma when he’s going for comfort, do you ever think he walks into the institute one day wearing an outfit that could have belonged to gertrude once and elias’s heart stops for a full ass second until he registers who it is

Elias:

#I WAS A FOOL TO THINK SHE’D STAY DEAD#Jon in his rough Jon voice: ghrrghhgghrf where is that statement#Elias: oh. okay. okay. I’m not dying today 

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elias Sees an archivist with a gray haired bun, a big old sweater, and a floor length skirt enter the building and tosses his eyes into the nearest portrait so fast his elias body blacks out at his desk but it was just jon

Made a comic counterpart because the concept of this happening is REALLY fucking funny to me