Forests in the Sky

My favourite Merrill banter

Dorian living in a fantasy cyberpunk city having electricity and neon lights only to go to anglo-saxon england where they don't even wash their own asses:

By far my favourite reactions to this post are "you know what suddenly everything about dorian makes perfect sense king was polite if i were him i'd cry"

Some random person: aye, alt mages are the devil!!! Thou must not believent themst docteurs either, they're all eeeeevil witches! THEY WILL EATHEN YOUR HEARTHEN i also believeth in the four humeours!

Dorian, former gifted kid with very strict parents, about to have a stroke: *just smile and nod be polite and they won't notice you just smile and nod smile and nod* ah that's nice

NO questions 🫡. she gets what she wants

did you know if you support merrill in her act 2 mission you get rivalry points with everyone except isabela and varric. anyway merrill support team no one is gonna be mean to her on my watch

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Liar to Liar communication

The list of Notable Blood Mages on the dragon age wiki is so fucking funny like it's literally

Ancient Blighted would-be god of death and misery, my uncle who fell for two different crypto scams, and the autism creature

dragon age origins mattered so much.

It wasn’t going well, yes, Anders?

see it's probably for the best that one twin dies in the prologue, else the end of act one could've been reaaaaally awkward

(commission info // tip jar!)

Now that I started playing the Dragon Age series again, I can’t get Anders out of my head

i’m still not over the edge article saying that while playing veilguard you can, for example, bump into neve in docktown and she’s just independently out solving a case. this is maybe the funniest approach to companions they’ve ever done.

the veilguard squad may have released two ancient gods into the world in their quest to stop a completely different ancient god but they’ll be damned if that keeps them from their 9-5

the actual reason you can only have two companions in the party at once this time is that whenever you’re like “hey is everyone still up for the final battle to save thedas” in the groupchat they’re all like sorryyyy :( i have a shift tonight you know how it is

We call it kirkwall fashion

Gosh I love taking the companions who don’t fit well for the quest

Zevran please

God I love Dragon Age 2. You live in crime city. Your found family is bisexual and hates each other. There are no good endings. Game of all time and I’ve only just started act two.

love how in dragon age you sometimes click on a random rock and it tells about some fucked up group of weirdos that lived 5 centuries ago who faced the horrors of the world and died.