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@trashy-corvian / trashy-corvian.tumblr.com

Esteemed bastard, artist, total trash mammal 25+y.o sometimes i may reblog 18+ stuff but i'm not you parent so do whatever
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Sup~ I'm Val or Corvian(he\they), whatever you like more.

⭐This blog is the main place where i post my art and reblog stuff because having seperate blogs is too much work.

⭐I post whatever I want and sometimes this includes +18\horrror\triggering stuff. I'll tag it as best as I can but you've been warned!

⭐If you're a minor then it's up to you. I can't and really don't have any desire to police you. Just don't expect me to engage in any conversation with you.

This is all at the moment, maybe i'll add something later

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duckysprouts

i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body

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zephyrchama

Had a daydream about Leviathan not leaving his room enough, so Satan dragged him outside and forced him to touch grass.

Two struggling demons are screaming on the front lawn. One of them has his face shoved into the dirt. The other is yelling something about the importance of "a proper circadian rhythm." Both of their tails are flailing about wildly, demonic magic is whizzing through the air at a dangerous speed.

Satan holds Leviathan down with two hands and a foot while Leviathan is clawing at the ground, sending bits of dirt and grass into Satan's mouth. The air is chilly. Satan refuses to let go unless Leviathan agrees to leave his room for 6 hours a day.

The entire property gets flooded at the sudden appearance of a giant sea monster.

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v-anrouge

Random complaint for the night; hate when a game has a canonically gender neutral mc and people just constantly refer to them (the mc in-game) as a "she"

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v-anrouge

Random complaint for the night; hate when a game has a canonically gender neutral mc and people just constantly refer to them (the mc in-game) as a "she"

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wylldebee

I miss my Awakenings crew. How are they? Are they eating well? Has the Calling started for any of them? Is Oghren's kiddo all grown-up? Is Nathaniel still broody and gumpy? Is Sigrun still taking care of the potted plant you can gift her? Is Velanna writing in her journal? Are any of them missing Anders or even Justice? What about Varel? Is he still around? Are any of them travelling with my Warden to cure the Calling? I want to know, Bioware.

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i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

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Rook isn’t a Dragon Age protagonist. Rook is designed to be a stand-in for people who never played Dragon Age, don’t care about diving deep into the lore, and aren’t interested in the romance mechanics. Rook is designed to be said bland avatar so that non-DA fans (who for some fucking reason decided to pick up and play Dragon Age 4 FIRST) have a pawn to control and navigate through the world in the most superficial and rudimentary manner possible. The way Solas is positioned in this game—which was originally pitched as him being the central antagonist all those years ago,—is evidence of this. Your Rook is deeply unconnected to Solas emotionally, mirroring how disconnected and uninvested a newbie player would be coming into this story blind at the climax of this decade long story. Even non-Solasmancers had a deep connection to Solas, whether as a friend or annoying thorn in their side.

The way that Rook is set up—someone who has no connection to Solas and can thus ‘do what’s necessary because sentiment is not clouding their judgment’—is coincidentally reflected further in the meta in that Rook, you, also end up functioning as having surface-level shallow connection to everything else in the game and world. You exist technically, you interact with it, but the world is rendered so bland, the dialogue so basic and repetitive and uninsightful, the roleplaying so limited, you might as well not truly exist in the Dragon Age world.

For a character so layered and so intriguing, Solas is sidelined and all greater access to him cut off. The golden opportunity to truly give us that Bioware levels of character exploration we saw in Trespasser by having us interact and speak frequently with this ‘Dread Wolf’ Solas—to interrogate him, to converse, debate, question— was never adopted in favor of…I guess flashy combat and pretty set dressings.

Elden Ring pulled off this angle of “late to the party” gimmick because Elden Ring did the heavy lifting of jamming several games’ worth of history and world-building into it. Veilguard plays both sides: “Eh, you’re a returning player so we’re not gonna go into much detail. You know how it is.” and “Eh, you’re a new player. Don’t sweat yourself on the actual in-depth history and nature of things established by the prior media. We know you’ve rotted your brain with a pure diet of MCU and tiktoks for at least a decade, so we’ve gone and removed the thoughtful nuanced spices and unique properties of the story so you can dive right in to the generic fantasy action rpg moba-like slop’.

Rook is the least real protagonist I have ever encountered in a supposed RP-heavy RPG. There are faceless boys in harem anime with more personality and weight and presence in their worlds than Rook.

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lunian

getting back to old DA games after Veilguard is just

oh gosh, I'm finally talking to actually well-written dysfunctional adults❤️

you know that's not even a problem for characters to be kind and nice?

there always were good aligned characters who still had a spine to be independent from you and had own opinions and views which may conflict with yours? or to be ruthless, harsh, funny and to despise someone from your team full of people coming from different factions/circles/cultures which usually have political confrontations?

Inquisitor: So how is your team? Do you have disagreements?

Rook: Ooooh yeah, Taash and Emmrich had a problem that they didn't agree on the most minor subjects like not being fond of undeads and dragons haha, but we solved it with one nice talk :) Also Harding didn't want to upset Lucanis about not liking coffee and—

Inquisitor, remembering how Dorian and Blackwall were close to throw hands at each other after their 4th loud bickering that he had to interfere them, while Cassandra almost literally beat up Varric for hiding Hawke from her, Vivienne and Solas couldn't stop having the most passive aggressive bitchy mage talks out of nothing and Cole kept scaring sht out of anyone with sudden dark personal information on any companion:

Inquisitor: Well, that's... sure was dramatic, huh 😐

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thecuntynug

"I just need to turn off my critical thinking skills to enjoy this game" Please stand up for yourself. And if not for yourself, for everyone whose labor was cruelly exploited to undermine a piece of art that they were passionate about making. Your intelligence and personhood is being insulted if you feel you must turn off critical thinking to enjoy something.

The overt corporatization of a favorite franchise should not be something you turn your brain off to accept. If you truly loved this world, the story, the effort that went into making it? Then fucking stand up unless you want this to be the new standard.

You can still enjoy something while being aware of and critiquing its flaws. That's part of maturity. Indulge in some, maybe.

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yavanalis

loghain mac tir, meredith stannard, southern thedas you deserved so much better

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