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OTP Questions!

In honor of us hitting a thousand followers, here are some OTP questions!

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

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shiwa-hime

Reblog if you’re perfectly fine with anyone speaking to you through the new messaging system (not just mutuals)

there are lots of people who love you and your blog, don’t leave them out :D

Just saying. I know I’m drabbling all over Vaxus Trevelyan ATM, but I’ve got my own OC, Gabriel Trevelyan, and a hella long story over at AO3.

I’ll answer any and all questions.

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trashwarden

Mmm. It's cool to hit me with not prompt related things over the new messager if anyone wants (:

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Ask Yourself These Things About Your OTP

  • who worries about what they will look like when they are older?
  • who hogs the blanket?
  • who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?
  • who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?
  • who talks smack while playing video games?
  • who sings along with the radio?
  • who would enter them both into a talent show?
  • who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?
  • who would throw the other into a pool?
  • who shops for groceries?
  • who kills the spiders?
  • who is the morning/night person?
  • whO PROPOSES?
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lavab0y

OTP meme - send me numbers!

  1. who’s messier?
  2. do they fight often?
  3. who’s the funnier drunk?
  4. who’s uncomfortable with PDA and who loves it?
  5. who texts more often?
  6. big spoon/little spoon?
  7. who made the 1st move?
  8. any nicknames?
  9. the most embarrassing music on their phone?
  10. what’s “their song”?
  11. who reads more?
  12. who remembers anniversaries?
  13. who is better with kids?
  14. who tops/bottoms?
  15. what’s their favorite activity?
  16. weirdest hobbies?
  17. who would make a blanket fort? would the other help?
  18. who cooks?
  19. how do they eat ice cream? what’s their favorite flavors?
  20. who said “i love you” first?
  21. do they go on dates? what are they like?
  22. christmas traditions?
  23. do they go trick or treating? who stays home and hands out the candy?
  24. do they stargaze? expand.
  25. who’s the laziest?
  26. who complains more?
  27. who wakes up earlier?
  28. who’s more protective?
  29. who gets jealous easily?
  30. how do they cuddle? when and where?
  31. how did they meet?
  32. what do they smell when they smell amorentia?
  33. what lockscreens do they have?
  34. how many emojis do they use and which ones?
  35. who throws ill-advised parties?
  36. who sets the other’s ringtone to something loud and obnoxious behind their back?
  37. lick-claiming. who does it? is the other deterred?
  38. who glitterizes everything?
  39. who is obsessed with HSM?
  40. who draws sharpie dicks on the other when they get blackout drunk?
  41. who uses chopsticks/can either of them use chopsticks?
  42. when they can’t sleep what do they do?
  43. what order do they wash themselves in the shower?
  44. who impulse buys?
  45. who’s clumsier?
  46. what are their coffee orders?
  47. what apps do they have?
  48. what are their favorite TV shows?

For when I get home!

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