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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
The number of people in the notes of this being like “lol i’m the motorist” with 0 sense of shame or self awareness is crazy. You should all get your licenses taken away
I get anxious around cyclists so I made this
what's wrong babe you're barely anything
lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all
it used to be 2007 you know
Far too many car accidents occur at intersections with traffic lights clearly they need to be replaced with a system that actually works like back in the day traffic cops used to guide the flow of traffic themselves but it's too costly to put a person on every single intersection so what we should do is replace the traffic lights would gigantic LED monitors and have traffic cops live streaming traffic instructions
whichever's stream gets the most subs controls all traffic across america
I can’t believe how easily you all abandon the Halloween spirit just because its November now. The way I see it, Halloween isn’t over until you’re forced to take off the skeleton mask because its making your little cousin cry at Thanksgiving dinner.
You think this is a joke?
