They must have the most ridiculous sex ever

*most incredible sex ever

Remember when the cartoons you watched were just spin offs of popular movies???

YOU FORGOT ALADDIN! (You forgot others too but I only care about Aladdin)

It’s Uncanny Lisa!😂

He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao

im fucking weak

this dude is pure professionalism - ain’t no way i coulda maintained my face OR my tone 

“Thanks to the sketch, no doubt” bruh😂😂😂

The best type of sex is when ya can be hella nasty & hella sweet at the same time. Pound me out & hold my hand.

At Planned Parenthood, we believe reproductive health care IS health care — and that health care is a human right. Everyone deserves health care that’s free of shame, stigma, or judgment. 

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

Tumblr headquarters on Dec. 17th

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

ME 🙋🏿🙋🏿🙋🏿