can i get a transcript on this fucking video

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

Where do you fucking find this shit

What the transcript fails to express here is that Shaggy sounds like he is dying and crying and that the Scotby doo response is a saturated, deeply disturbing audio that ses to come from directly behind your shoulder no matter how far the speaker is and is WAY longer than the written version.

this is a masterpiece I'm glad this was on my dashboard

An inspired doodle comm :) @zennyzach!

i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

context for boghorse:

i would never lie to you

@scgrimbly

hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

someone reblogged a post saying je suis KMS and that's. not how it works. even if you're looking at it like i am (going to) KMS that'd be more like je serai KMS

please use proper grammar when committing suicide

As someone who is learning french, how would I properly say the entire phrase in french?

please dont learn french

je serai kms implies being (vais être) so it would translate to I Will Be Kill Myself. which is funny but not accurate . Je vais me tuer / je vais kms is correct o7 and yeah dont learn french

been using this gif a lot lately because it's equally meaningless in every single situation. universal reaction to anything. at all

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

The way everyone just paused before just putting more tofu on XD

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

objectively the funniest thing you could do.

We would also accept making it run Doom.

This image confused me so much...

At first I thought it was a car navigation system.

I know just enough about homestuck that I read that as "striders/minute".

And now that I see what it truly is, how do you turn the page?!

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

HOLY SHIT. IT’S THE POST.

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

Iconic post

This is legendary

“I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULS”

“George, did you forget your coffee?”

LMFAOO

Sofia G. Sullivan is a pig who plays Splatoon and has livestreams.

She isn’t a good player, but she can play.

she touch my yippee till i yay