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Hi! My name is Asher, I use he/him pronouns and I don't know what to put here. MINOR
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thatcurlydisaster
braverytewalker-deactivated2024 asked:

I saw your ask on Neil Gaiman's blog. How'd you create the card with the sliding thing? I want to create one for my partner ^^

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thatcurlydisaster answered:

Hi! I'm glad you liked my card. It's a bit hard to explain it but I'll try my best.

Crowley and Aziraphale are printed on basic printer paper (I found them by googling "Good Omens chibi"). ⚠️They are not mine, they belong to @akyraphale ⚠️

The card is made of thin cardboard.

These are the pieces you need:

After drawing the template and cutting it out you should have something like this:

P.s. Aziraphale and Crowley are not glued yet, put them aside for now.

Time to flip the template!

Close the card by matching the front to the back. Don't glue it tho. Now you have a window in the front side (orange area you cut out) that allows you to write your lower message on the wrong side of the back. Once you've done that, you can put glue in the wrong side of the card (green area). Be careful not to put glue before and after the window: that is where the paper strip will slide. Make sure the wrong sides stick together.

Once the glue is dry, insert the paper strip (which is slightly taller than the window) all the way to the end of the space inside the card.

The strip is in, so now you can take one tiny cardboard piece (I cut that out of a cardboard box) and glue it at the very start of the window (green square in the pic). In the meantime glue the second cardboard piece on Crowley's back and put aside.

Now start pulling out the strip gently until the cardboard piece stops at the end of the window. Glue Aziraphale on top of it. You can now glue Crowley next to Aziraphale making sure that they cling their glasses. Wait for the glue to dry and there you have it!

If you have issues or questions feel free to let me know and I'll try my best to help you! ❤️

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a-very-sparkly-nerd

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

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squidd-pro-quo

okay, i've had a moment to collect my feelings and,

this movie looks so unprofessional like...

blue light is being cast on her hair from the portal that is clearly not casting a blue light on the environment.

the creeper is backlit by a soft blue light, while this goober is clearly backlit by a harsh white light.

also, the whole thing is backlit! nobody has light on their face in this trailer!

even here, you can clearly see the light is behind everyone, but they are supposedly facing eachother!?

why does this look like this!? why even bother with live action actors when the whole movie is animated!? and don't even get me started on the animation.

there's nothing technically wrong with the models... but it all looks so "minceraft mobs if dey wur reel!!1!"

i swear i saw this same sheep render in, like 2015.

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aureallegories

Zeus really challenged his daughter, the goddess of strategy and wisdom, to a challenge of logic and reasoning and then got upset because he was surprised she won

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sunshinemayhem

It's so interesting how Athena's lines in We'll Be Fine sound like it's been at max two years, and it just goes to show how she's immortal. It's like she couldn't sleep for a couple nights, and wanted to check on him, and oh wait has it been ten years?

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sunshines-child

it is written in the odyssey that Odysseus killed the suitors butt naked, asscheeks flapping in the wind. when the Ithaca saga comes around, I expect to see animatics and fanart of him killing suitors with a really poor censor and blood on his face.

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magicalstevengames

My new headcanon is that Odysseus's nickname for Telemachus was Little Wolf, complete with a wolf toy. The suitors call Telemachus that to twist and ruin a piece of his father's legacy but the jokes on them, a goddess appears and starts calling him Little Wolf too. Athena's helping reclaim the nickname

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room-temperature-orange-juice

I’m sorry but if it was Odysseus and 30(ish?) years earlier, Athena would not have gone “oooh maybe I pushed you a bit too hard”

She would’ve gone

“GET THE FUCK UP ARE YOU A KING OR A SAD DISABLED FISH I DONT CARE HOW MANY BONES ARE BROKEN YOU CAN BITE HIM DONT YOU DARE PASS OUT

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elianzis
Anonymous asked:

If Hamilton were to get into a fight with odysseus who would win?

[My bets are all in odysseus period.]

elianzis answered:

Hamilton will win only if he just picks up a gun.

But someone I know joked: If it happens at the end of their character plots, they'd just sit down and start a therapy session together

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quinnduck

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BABY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

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