THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, REAGAN

How The War Was Won

starscream you fool,, u burnt the cookies

TFA sentinel: SQUEEEE OMG IM FINALLY A PRIME and I hate that stupid scrapheap Optimus

TFONE sentinel: okay airachnid now hit the second tower

you're ruining his birthday, tc

Your anus is slack, but your hemorrhoids make up for it. If you remove your hemorrhoids, your anus will look bigger. The best thing to do now is to give you an anal contraction when you remove your hemorrhoids.

get ur ass up

haha vroom vroom

i present you soytarn feel free to use :)

hyperfixating on something that fell short of its full potential moodboard

The Archivist vs the Old Ass Man

(s02e20 / s02e08)

The Transformers Are Just 2 Sides Of The Same Fascist Coin. The Difference Between Them Is Megatron Is A Cruel Toxic Criminal Who's Fascism Is Too Extreme Like Hitler's Was To The Nazis While Optimus's Fascism Is Legal And Supported By The State They're In. And Even Trump Is Okay With To Support Him The Same. Showcasing Alot About Their True Nature... This Is Why All Transformer Media Doesn't Make Sense While The Movies Are A Cruel Watch I Wouldn't Watch There Are Hotter Ways To Hurt Yourself...

we were rewatching the bayverse movies and got to this scene, started laughing so hard we started crying and one of us got the hiccups, then clipped it and reversed it so hes gettign raptured. i hope this will be funny to literally anyone else