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Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
fun fact you don't really need to use a condom in europe because the way usamericans have sex is much more dangerous because we're more likely to be hit by cars
I feel old and I'm only 22
Ayo, trans people who are worried about passing, i see you and i, to a pretty decent degree, understand you. I have but one set of encouraging words for you on this day: take solace in the fact that your transitioning will never be as shitty as this guy's
“this chick” is barack obama
Not my photo and I’m not going to get into the loaded topic of gender here but if you ARE going to assign insects to these two categories then women should be mosquitoes and men should be vampire moths. I mean these are for the mens and womens blood drinking rooms right?
I just received an email from Samsung letting me know I can now pre-order a "Bespoke Jubilee Fridge Freezer" to celebrate the Queen's Platinum Jubilee—something that is [apparently] both normal to want and possible to acquire.
It... it's literally just the same fridge I already have with a Union Jack on it:
I'm losing my fucking mind.
what, are they planning to freeze her criogenically and give everyone a piece, or
Only if you buy the limited edition canopic jars.
Canopic jars traditionally hold the stomach, intestines, lungs, and liver, which is a relief, because they can never seem to find members' of the royal family's hearts for preservation.
Pour oils and fats down your sink drains immediately. Also be sure to pour grease down there too, a lot of it. Nothing bad will happen trust me just do it pour grease down the drain
hey everyone, great news! starting monday we're relaxing our don't-piss-in-the-pool requirements and no longer mandating that swimmers control their bladders while in the water. of course if you're more comfortable not pissing in the pool, you may continue to do so - everyone should make the pee decision that feels safest for them and their family. please respect everyone's choice about where to pee. thanks 😊
fantastic update, our restaurant has lifted its smoking ban and is now smoking-optional. you may continue to not smoke inside if you'd prefer, but we're excited to now offer our guests the freedom to make everyone else in this enclosed airspace inhale whatever particulates they'd like to release via combustion. if you have like some kind of health problem or whatever, you are totally welcome to choose not to smoke. we're very excited to be getting back to normal!
Prospit and Derse
anyway aziraphale and crowley are both bi bc I say so goodnight
twenty dollars says that by “women” they mean “crowley but genderfluid”
anyway did you know bi men are treated totally different from gay men and thus have different slurs to reclaim and can’t call themselves pansies
doncha you know that bigots on the street totally ask how you identify before calling you a homophobic slur and that’s why bi people are never called the same slurs as gay people /s
When your understanding of your sexuality changes and you start using a new label, everyone who has ever called you a slur referencing your previous label calls you on the phone to apologize and take back what they said, so that they can rephrase it using the appropriate slur instead
outdoor cat enthusiasts r like: if my cat was about to get hit by a car or eaten by a predator it would simply not do that. rip to the thousands of cats that die on the roads and under porches and other such shelters alone and scared after getting torn to shreds by a predator but my cat is different
Your parents let you out of the house every day knowing you might be eaten alive too.
what does this mean
I mean the world holds dangers for us all but it’s no way to live, cowering in our homes. Let your animals out of the house.
yes, let your animals out of the house, under supervision. just like, if you want to act like animals are sapient and operate with the same logic and understanding of the world as humans, youd take your toddler out of the house supervised instead of letting them roam the neighborhood on their own
If my toddler had knives for fingers and toes, was never going to be anything but a hyper-vigilant toddler for their 15-year lives, could jump 10x their own body length, had sharper senses than I will ever have, and already had brought me the corpses of most of the other animals they would encounter in the world, yes.
bro i hate to tell you this but the knives or jumping ability don’t protect them against cars, bullets, the elements, and poison. you ever try to stab an antifreeze laced puddle, a known tasty treat for most animals? if i tried to list the amount of squished cat corpses i’ve seen on the side of the road i would die of old age before finishing the list
Ok like cat debate aside I sure hope you WOULDNT let an armed and murderous toddler loose. What am I reading.
Careful people will call you a bad dad for not strapping knives to Dorito and letting them hunt
okay im sorry this is the funniest addition to this post everyone please attach knives to your children and release them into the wild to hunt squirrels
I just read that vaccines make you trans. Gotta give it up for vaccines, they are versatile.
thank GOODNESS we can cure The Cis
gen 8′s story is that you’re kicked out of home age 11 because owning a starter pokemon means your nan no longer qualifies for housing benefits and your quest is to appeal to the galar government in direct combat to prevent them from demolishing the deprived council estate you call home anyway and turning it into another empty retail park
*Disclaimer: Not a real guide. Would recommend further investigation into each specialty before selling your soul to said specialty based on tongue-in-cheek guide alone.
-> Are you secretly a vampire and require to work in complete darkness? Do you like to conjure up structures that simply don’t exist? Then Radiology is for you!
-> Are you an adrenaline junkie that loves high pressure situations, rollercoasters, jumping out of an airplane, and barely alive patients? Do you get excited at the prospect of explosive diarrhea, cluster seizures, spleen ruptures, and chocolate toxicity? Then you should go into Emergency and Critical Care.
-> Do you yearn to work on nothing but dead patients for the rest of your life? Do you go the entire day longing for zero human interaction? Then you should be an Anatomical Pathologist.
-> Do you wish you could walk into every room and smell yeast? Do you relish in running your hands over oozing skin? Do you enjoy talking about allergies every 10 minutes? Dermatology is waiting for you!
-> Do you have aspirations of examining semen all day every day? Are you known as the person who makes all the inappropriate jokes? Theriogenology (Reproduction) is here for you!
-> Do you show up to parties or the grocery store with your stethoscope around your neck? Do you idealize bossing insubordinates around and perceive yourself as far superior than everyone else? Do you want to be able to boast that you can do neurosurgery, fracture repair, and a lung lobectomy all at once? Surgery is calling to you!
-> Do you prefer that all of your patients be asleep? Do you jump for joy when there is discussion about blood gasses and capnographs? Does the minute detail of pharmacologic anesthetics make you jump for joy? Say no more, Anesthesiology is here!
-> Is your picture of a perfect night being called in at 3am for a colic surgery? Do you wish there was a language that only horse people (should!) know? Do you wear nothing but khakis and polos? Equine Surgery is a perfect fit!
-> Do you frequently dream about sitting at a desk looking at 600 slides a day? Did you ask for a microscope for Christmas? Do you have in-depths conversations at a party about the species differences on blood smears? Then Clinical Pathology it is!
-> Do you aspire to know more than anyone around you? Do you want cases that no one has figured out for 15 years? Do you think to yourself that your uncontrolled diabetic ketoacidic patient that has Cushings, a raging UTI, pancreatitis, pneumonia, heart failure, hepatic fibrosis, and lymphoma is not complicated enough? Then Internal Medicine is right for you!
Twenty-One Things You Don’t Say to a Transsexual by Riki Anne Wilchins.
The fact that I am the only transsexual you know only emphasizes that…we are secretly plotting to take over the planet Earth, and infiltrating your prevailing nontranssexual culture is just our first step
In TransSisters: The Journal of Transsexual Feminism, issue 3, volume 1. 1994.
as you can see men typically have no hips whatsoever while women have giant baby bearing baby birthing infant carrying pregnancy accomodating child holding wide thick round wide wide-set h
