fun fact you don't really need to use a condom in europe because the way usamericans have sex is much more dangerous because we're more likely to be hit by cars

this is my double. she doesn’t get a name bc if i name her she’ll try to unionize.

when i need her to come in and double for me (which is literally 24/7) i skype directly into her brain so i can give her live instructions. thats why if youve met me irl i can seem a bit slow at times. sometimes the hot spot chip in the back of her neck has connection issues.

masculine men are the majority

absolutely no one has anything against the way these men are masculine btw they are the majority of course

people reblogging this bc they think the guys in the picture are hot are our strongest soldiers 🫡

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

@chaos42249 you’re so right. It’s all about targeting nerve clusters and centers of gravity. Saying “excuse me” is awkward and invasive. Whenever possible, I try to touch people near their centers of gravity, but sometimes that’s hard to pinpoint—and if they’re wearing thick clothing they might not feel it! When in doubt, I gently knee them between the legs to target the clusters of highly nerves that are guaranteed to be there. If that’s impossible (they’re sitting down, or wearing a cup) I reach over and caress their lips, because lips are very sensitive to touch. This alerts them to my presence in a polite way when I am passing behind them.

this motherfucker thinks women have nerve clusters in their asses and men don’t?

well normal women do because of their prostates. ciswomen don’t

still it’s bad form to assume someone’s a normal woman! ciswomen exist too!

oh no dont eat food, dont you know it has autism chemtrails in it?! your star sign beams you all the vitamins you need

just found out water has a molecule in it, NO THANKS PAL! You know what else has a molecule?? a knife

People referring to Judaism as one of the “Big 3” religions is funny

a christianized atheist: i’m LOGICAL and i believe in SCIENCE so i hate all of the three BIGGEST religions, one of which is judaism, with its overwhelming numbers, 0.2% of  the whole world’s population, which I as a logical mathscience minded logic man know makes it SO big and enormous,

hi my name is Smugperson Arttutorial and today ill teach you how to draw the human figure. first lets compare the male (left) and female (right) skeletons

as you can see men typically have no hips whatsoever while women have giant baby bearing baby birthing infant carrying pregnancy accomodating child holding wide thick round wide wide-set h

Keep in mind that the consequences of asbestos use are almost exclusively shouldered by the institutionally marginalized. Asbestos insulation that is safely tucked away inside the wall, for example, does not pose a significant threat to the people who live or work inside that building. It is the plumbers, carpenters, electricians, and other workers who need to open up walls who will be exposed to the carcinogen.

The EPA is permitting the use of known lethal building materials because the use of these materials only threaten the lives of people the ruling class already considers disposable.

From the article:

According to Fast Company, the EPA’s recently released report detailing its new framework for evaluating the risk of its top prioritized substances states that the agency will “no longer consider the effect or presence of substances in the air, ground, or water in its risk assessments.”

/quote

Good news, everyone! Apparently once it’s in the air, the ground, or the water, a toxins aren’t important or dangerous enough to consider being monitored or regulated! Time to guzzle down some all-natural lead smoothies and build oil pipelines through indigenous land and anyone who complains is obviously a (((globalist)))! Standing Rock doesn’t have to worry about the pipeline ruining their water and all the citizens of Flint, Michigan are magically healthy!!

This is chupacabra erasure and I won’t stand for it.

don’t you know 🧐 the story 📚 of Methuselah? how 🤷‍♀️ do you think 💭 he got that old 👴? it’s because he wasn’t 🙅‍♀️ being POISONED 🤢 by CHEMICALS ⛽️ from ‘DOCTORS 🏨,’ IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME 🤔🤔🤔

Because why not? ;-) 

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I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

Waddle.

Waddle waddle.

*rolls across the floor*

Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it. 

not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…

Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.

Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth. 

And as a teacher too, I can’t find much technically wrong with it at all. 

Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.

Being a ballerina isn’t about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with. 

Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here. 

So maybe before you peons thinking you’re masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, you’d recognize that this girl clearly has technique—unlike your basic asses.

DANCE IS NOT JUST FOR SKINNY PEOPLE

As someone who loves dancing and is overweight… this post is awe inspiring.

Keep dancing girl. You’re my hero

i have a genius idea! the b is actually for bears and butch! this way we can be even more inclusive and broad!!

FUCK can’t believe I haven’t thought of that before

Sex traffickers to their victims: “Oh fiddlesticks, backpage is down. I wouldn’t want you to have to work in less safe conditions, I guess you’re free to go! Here’s your passport back, and a new jacket. Oh, me? I’ll be fine, I’ve been thinking about starting an etsy business anyway.”