Cranky

Incels: “Guys, if you want a high Sexual Market Value-”

Economists: Hold on a moment. THis isn’t remotely the sort of thing my field was designed for, but if you’re going to pretend to abuse it like this, we need to talk.

The most basic definition of the value of a thing is “the amount the buyer and seller agree to exchange for it.” This means that you need both parties in the negotiation to actually determine what is valuable.

Guys. Guys, you need… Women. You need to talk to women, guys. Real, live ones. We’re begging you. Please just… talk to women. Like they’re people.

Incels: … Incels: …you need huge muscles, smouldering looks, a giant cock, and a fat wallet!

Economists: *facepalm into the ground*