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Cranky

@transfaabulous / transfaabulous.tumblr.com

Myron (he/him). I draw sometimes (lie). Cantakerous forest hermit (displaced). Adult, been one for a while. Header by @keymintt, icon by @aceneutrality!
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Poor Grandma

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

Brilliant.

pizzaotter

What the hell is this? :O

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candiikismet

Me at 1000 years old

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

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bladeobrona

Betty White when Death comes calling

Tried to find the original source (the vid description gives it… but are out of date or something)… Still, here it is, in full, with sound:

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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cxndaquil

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

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Recycled tumblr humor

10k notes

pun

pun repeated in italics

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fuglypudding

“did you just” added

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

what was old is apparently new again

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

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get you a man who can do both

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nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

update:

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blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

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flygoing

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

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anneriawings

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper​ @homebeccer GET READY

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

12/30, 12:39AM CT

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

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homebeccer

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND 

IT’S

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

Oh my god it’s back

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

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fursonas

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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imploder

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

apparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?

apparently this

has lived rent free in my brain

for ELEVEN YEARS!?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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reblogged
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poyzn

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

We shouldn’t have the power

An artifact!!

I-Is this

*tears up with stars in my eyes*

I-Is this real?

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after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

omigawdmatt

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

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greylilacs
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rattmice

I’m sorry what

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

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eyajii

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

THIS ONE

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baconis42

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

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sovereignant

Ahem.

The what?

No. Canceled.

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

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ruimtetijd

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

Me every time wereralph posts

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systlin

People paid Actual Money for this website

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

The end of an era

i miss wereralph :(

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

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maxxayz
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were--ralph

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

They will NEVER kill the king!

something disastrous happened here

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jadnfi

THEY KILLED THE WEREWOLF CUM POST!!!!!

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even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

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eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

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thornypeach3

Ahh it’s back.

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

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b00kworm

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

yesssss

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isa-ghost

Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

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I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

What is even..

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

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meekusah

mood

Golden Diaper Boy Takes A Stroll

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