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This is it. Our politicians are a joke. This was said in a parliamentary debate in one of the highest democratic institutions
Söder about Scholz: You said somehow you're more cool. That's impossible. I don't know anyone in Germany who is less cool than you.
Source:
Demokratie jaja, aber KARNEVAL!
Fiebertraum. Alles nur noch ein Fiebertraum.
NICHT DER AMPEL DISSTRACK!
wann endet dieser fiebertraum???
hier ist besagte musikalisch untermalte Rede. ich kann das alles nicht mehr
Olaf Scholz: hold my beer
-cheering- TALL MINOTAUR!!!
-nods sagely- tall minotaur 😊
minotaull
Minotaull
Minosmoll
what the fuck is this monstrosity
Wh-
I started watching this and thought “this doesn’t look too bad, what’s everyone–what–wait–oh no–OH NOOOOOOO”
we were fine until here i was like why are people mad about a sausage and egg burger thing
Well that settles it
Whales! I know this is kicking in an open door but folks, they are really fucking big
I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.
I'm watching my parent's dog Arwen up at their house.
Arwen (Kelpie, 60lbs) is 15(ish?) now and while she has a high prey drive and history of successful hunts, she's also 15 and doesn't give many fucks. I also have my dogs. Charleston (Sighthound/pointer mix, 50lbs) is 10 and another proactive carnivore, but he's also JUST finished making his Perfect Couch Nest and doesn't want to get up.
...Herschel (Corgi, 40lbs and extremely tube-shaped) is 5 and has no Prey Drive, but he does have a PLAY Drive, which i found out last time I was up here and found him, having cornered a baby bunny, play-bowing and shaking his ass at it because he just had a Great Time chasing it, now it was the bunny's turn to chase HIM! Even though all three of these assholes spent all day dragging me hither and yon through the rockies, he still has the endurance of an athenian messenger and still looking for a reason to careen around the house at Mach Fuck.
A Reason has Arrived.
The reason I am allowing this to happen is that The Mouse is unlikely to come to any harm beyond some environmentally-adaptive trauma, and I am Hoping it hauls ass back to the compost bin where most of them live and tells the colony that there's a very large fucked up little man in the house, fuck that shit, let's stay out here.
I don't know if Psyops work on mice but I feel like it's worth a shot.
After a few minutes of waiting for the mouse to come out, Herschel was getting concerned (bored) and stood up all the way, little paw raised, ready to smack the fun back into this poor creature.
"Ah!" I told him.
As much crime Herschel commits, he's actually quite biddable, and stopped, little paw raised, staring at me before slowly lowering it.
"Good job!" I tell him, and he wiggles with joy. "Figure it out!"
Herschel returns his attention to the wobble, circling and sniffing it with small boofs of excitement, looking bac at me for approval eery so often, before giving the bottom of Wobble the smallest, gentlest push with his nose, which doesn't make it rock, but does scoot it along the carpet.
"Okay!" I tell him, and for the last few minutes he has been slowly scooting the mouse inside the wobble across the living room floor an inch at a time.
This has, however, made charlie actually sit up and watch, so I may need to intervene soon.
Arwen is still snore-farting.
Ok so I may have a broken ankle but not because of this, updates when I get back from the urgent care.
I mean my whole life is a funny story but in this particular case, it's funny because while I do not have a broken ankle, I do have a pretty severe sprain, and a new appreciation for the horrors of Wordle.
I'll get there.
Anyway, when we last left off, Herschel was doing the Canine equivalent of Playing Cars with the wobble, scooting it around the living room with his nose, which was enough to wake up both Charlie and Arwen, who were squinting at him with matching expressions of "What is the Ginger Idiot up to now?"
So I had to go back and get the Wobble so Herschel could have breakfast, and while poking around in the grass, my sister texted me.
The mice are bringing wobble balls of human to the moose...
Remember all those promo pics that made it look like Mulder and Scully were going to the prom?
I’m coming up short on THE prom promo pics, but I’ve always felt they were part of a larger series, including (but not limited to):
fbi engagement photos
fbi pregnancy announcement
fbi apocalypse survivors?
and, last but not least, fbi indie album cover.
fbi homecoming
fbi slavic 80s popstars
fbi weird theater kids
fbi young adult novel
fbi Christmas card
I think this is one of the aforementioned FBI prom photos
but let’s not forget the FBI Sears portrait
FBI du Soleil
FBI 1980′s cigarette ad
FBI one hit wonder 90′s pop duo
This is like the montage at the end of 22 jump street
all of this is amazing
FBI film noir
FBI country music legends
FBI the gap
FBI college sweethearts
FBI mimes
FBI Mrs. Doubtfire
FBI 50 Shades of Grey
FBI true crime cover
FBI 90’s young parents
FBI ghost hunters
FBI medics
FBI tv presenters
FBI university students
FBI magicians
FBI office workers
FBI myth busters
FBI eurotrash pop duo
FBI vicar and wife
FBI Crime stoppers
FBI electric pop duo
Scarlet-rumped Trogon (Harpactes duvaucelii), male, family Trogonidae, found in SE Asia
photograph by ardpixtures
posts about the alt-right pipeline being compassionate towards young men while radical leftists shun and shame them are not fucking saying "the men are becoming violent because feminists are too mean!" and if that is your takeaway you need to get off tumblr until you've better honed your critical thinking skills.
those posts are talking about how effective the language and approach you take in your activism can be. this is literally cult deprogramming 101. if someone is being taken in by a violent or dangerous group, that violent or dangerous group is usually offering them compassion and solace while working hard to convince them everyone else in the world is their enemy. you are under no obligation to coddle or act compassionate toward these men and their violent ideologies, but if you have the means to try, it is something that you can do to make a tangible difference.
radicalized people are often only one loving friend or family member or external voice away from being de-radicalized. of course that is not always the case, but it very often is. a lot of y'all rightfully understand that you do not carry the burden of being that voice, but a lot of y'all also have a lot of internalized ideas about morals and punitive justice and have simply written off these people as deserving of only the worst and not worth saving.
ten years ago, my grandmother was a fox news watching republican who voted red in every election and very well could have fallen down the qanon rabbit hole if not for me and her daughter challenging her compassionately, walking her through hypotheticals that validated her feelings & proving why they were false, & being patient with her despite our extreme division in political ideology. it was frustrating fucking work! but i decided i wanted to do it, because i could see the horizon and i could see me making a difference!
"misogynists have been saying feminists are too mean for years, get new material" that is not the fucking POINT. the point is that you, feminist, can be the compassionate voice that guides your brother, your father, your cousin, your grandfather away from fucking becoming or staying a nazi. you can show them compassion and companionship. you can be the woman they think of when their alt-right bros try to convince them that women are the enemy. and you can choose to crystallize that image of yourself so wholly in their mind's eye as worth protecting that they may very well choose to reject those harmful ideas.
it's not saying you HAVE to do it! it's saying you CAN do it! don't you 'firebomb a walmart' people all love taking change into your own hands? where the fuck is that energy right now, huh?
i saw this right after and OP turned off reblogs but LITERALLY!!! LITERALLY.
i know the punitive justice obsessed "kill all abusers" ass catholics on this fucking website don't want to hear shit like this but love is literally the answer. fix your heart or die
