Florkskin.

what the fuck is this monstrosity

Wh-

I started watching this and thought “this doesn’t look too bad, what’s everyone–what–wait–oh no–OH NOOOOOOO”

we were fine until here i was like why are people mad about a sausage and egg burger thing

NO WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT GOT WORSE

i crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (x)

shut up

who's reposted Jay Foreman to Tiktok?

oh it's Jay Foreman. well now I'm just confused

Diabolical behavior

Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

a classic

Fuji?! MeLoNiE? BANANTHONY?! I would cherish them with my whole and entire heart.

(@kalliopeyvonneceramics)

@cookinguptales

I spent the whole time worrying that she was gonna drop one so I'll tell other viewers in advance: she doesn't drop any

i've never seen a man blue-screen so fully on camera

(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

Sound is crucial because the content of the text messages is sung by a choir of deep baritone(?) voices.

Poor Grandma

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

Brilliant.

What the hell is this? :O

Me at 1000 years old

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

Betty White when Death comes calling

Tried to find the original source (the vid description gives it… but are out of date or something)… Still, here it is, in full, with sound:

Bad food 🍔 > "Good" food 🥗

Do you agree or disagree?

funny story i know this guy who at the adventurous age of 12 and fruitfully in more ways than one tried sucking his own dick until he at a terminal moment got a sudden sharp and excruciating pain in his back that caused him to flop violently horizontal on his bed and conclude that he couldn't move. he then spent the next half an hour crying about his impending lifetime of quadraplegia and trying to concoct a plausible story for how he broke his back naked in bed and covered in cum. then i calmed down and realized i could in fact move

i mean he

If every man in the world agrees to go to bed at the exact same time in a large enough bed, then world peace might just work

this tiktok fills me with an indescribable emotion. the doll collection. the porcelain pig. the completely beige decor. the completely beige person. the fact that they absolutely cannot twerk. the fact that none of these songs are remotely twerkable. the concept of even twerking to dominique. i cant do this i must point out once more that this person absolutely cannot fucking twerk this shit is all back no ass in their fucking beige ass khakis they have like negative twerking abilities. this is driving me insane i am running up the walls over this

I looked cute in my work costume today ANYWAY who here likes horror >:3