#alcohol image – @transfaabulous on Tumblr

transfaabulous reblogged

tigerlily-cove

This is how my brain works constantly-

Credit To: GrantBeans on TikTok!

#laugh rule #surreal #video #autoplay #tiktok #food image #alcohol image #babies #eye contact #humor

transfaabulous reblogged

captain-price-unofficially

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

#aww now i want a smucker's uncrustable!!!#i used to peel the edges off because i didn't like the texture #image #queue #myrpn mumbles (tags edition)#food image #alcohol image

transfaabulous reblogged

wetwareproblem

iamnotlanuk

#okay this is great #video #autoplay #queue #humor #queer stuff #alcohol image

transfaabulous

Hey want to see the bullshit ad I just got

Like. I've been so immersed in the more timely antisemitism that I almost forgot about this kind of antisemitism. Exhausting.

#antisemitism #image #bluespace #tumblr ads #alcohol image #food image #(allegedly)

transfaabulous reblogged

I don't know how anyone can dislike ska

How can you dislike pure spastic dopamine injected into your brain

I always get into these moods where I want to listen to music that depresses me or pisses me off or makes me hate everyone, and that all has its place, but it doesn't make me feel better. But you can't put on ska and not be happy.It's physiologically impossible.

I saw a funny spoof of the "ska is what a 13yo hears in his heads when he gets extra mozzarella sticks" meme and I was like you know what? That sounds dope! I'm an adult! No one is going to stop me from eating a double serving of mozzarella sticks and beer while playing the Aquabats and Madness very loudly! Fuck yeah brother! My antisocial tendencies are draining away with each horn toot. God bless ska.

living my best life right here

#not enough mozzarella sticks you need to get yourself a double order to enjoy it truly #also i keep forgetting how hot you are #anyway #breakfast of champions #image #food #alcohol image #queue #eye contact #gorgeous people

transfaabulous reblogged

tikkunhayam

tiktoksthataregood-ish

#video #autoplay #pesach #jewish stuff #food image #tiktok #alcohol image #jewish humor

transfaabulous reblogged

hikari-ni-naritai

official-german-puns

Anonymous asked:

Aud Deutsch, ist ein 'f*ck buddy' ein frickfreund? (Entschuldigung, Deutsch ist nicht mein erst Sprache und diese war ein stumm Idee das ins mein Kopf gekommt)

official-german-puns answered:

F®ickfreund oder Kuschelkumpel, Beischlafbekannter, Koituskomplice, Analalliierter, Geschlechtsverkersgespiele, Schnackslspezi, Vögelvertrauter, Erotikeidgenosse, Kopulationskollege, Begattungsbazi, Schäferstündchenspielgefährte, Masturbationsmitstreiter, Aktauserkorener, Matratzensportvereinsmitglied, Sexsympathisant, Handjobhelfer, Bumsbuddy, Pimperpartner, Nagelnachbar, Poppperson, Regelmäßiger Rohrverleger, Vaginalversorger, Rammelrusse, Penetrationsprokurator, Hämmerhomie, …

zukosgay

#tag yourself #ich bin kopulationskollege #image #queue #deutsch #alcohol image #other people's asks #suggestive #humor

transfaabulous reblogged

cipheramnesia

sonypraystation

my ancestors seeing me shrug off a diarrhea session

agoddamn

bogleech

People in the notes confused because they're so accustomed to running water they don't know how close diarrhea might have otherwise come to killing them if they've had it even once lol it's killed more humans than just about anything in history

catgirlforeskin

We’re the granddaughters of the bowels you couldn’t irritate

kinka-juice

Mine would be baffled that I've gone 5+ years with bloody diarrhea. Inflammatory Bowel Disease has probably always existed, but they didn't have treatment.

I do want to specifically shout out Dr Thomas Latta, who is the person who gave us IV hydration, and pretty much magically cured cholera with it in his first attempt. From his diary:

I attempted to restore the blood to its natural state, by injecting copiously into the larger intestines warm water.. trusting that the power of absorption might not be altogether lost, but by these means I produced, in no case, any permanent benefit.. I at length resolved to throw the fluid immediately into the circulation. In this, having no precedent to direct me, I proceeded with much caution. The first subject of experiment was an aged female. She had apparently reached the last moments of her earthly existence, and now nothing could injure her – indeed, so entirely was she reduced, that I feared I should be unable to get my apparatus ready ere she expired. Having inserted a tube into the basilic vein, cautiously – anxiously, I watched the effects; ounce after ounce was injected, but no visible change was produced. Still persevering, I though she began to breathe less laboriously, soon the sharpened features, and sunken eye, and fallen jaw, pale and cold, bearing the manifest impress of death's signet, began to glow with returning animation; the pulse, which had long ceased, returned to the wrist; at first small and quick, by degrees it became more and more distinct ... and in the short space of half and hour, when six pints had been injected, she expressed in a firm voice that she was free from all uneasiness, actually became jocular, and fancied all she needed was a little sleep.

Diarrhea can very easily be death by dehydration, especially when you can't consume oral fluids (Cholera causes extreme vomiting as well). Not only did we solve part of the problem with clean water, the other half was learning how to put clean water into our bodies (with salt).

Also fun fact, Thomas Latta was active in England at the same time as John Snow, the father of epidemiology, also in response to the Cholera epidemics at the time.

sonypraystation