My dream is that in response to Jonathan Groff doing Anything Goes at Miscast, this year, Sutton Foster just walks out on stage in some grand queen outfit and sings You’ll Be Back

I NEED A LAST MINUTE RENO SWEENEY COSTUME

My friend and I are performing You're the Top in class tomorrow and I have no idea what to wear at all. I don't have any evening gowns or really any "sexy" outfits. Anyone have ANY suggestions on what I can do?

Hey guys. I have some playbills Im looking to trade off. I have one Memphis with Chad Kimball and Montego Glover and an understudy sheet for Bryan Fenkart. Both Anything Goes are Opening Night cast including Sutton Foster and Laura Osnes! The autographed one is by Colin Donnell and Jessica Stone. I'd really like to trade these! There are lots of playbills Id be open to getting! Please shoot me a message in my ask box!

I am desperately trying to give away my playbills and hope for some trades and was wondering if anybody would be willing to trade anything for any of these.

These are the OPENING NIGHT CASTS and in top condition. I am not picky about playbills that people would be looking into trading, so long as I don't currently own it.

I am sorry for excessive tagging but I'm really trying to get rid of these.

Message me for offers!

I feel like if I was Laura Osnes or Sutton Foster, this whole university/college thing wouldn't be a problem.

The Foster's and the Keenan-Bolger's have a secret that they refuse to share with the world.

I can't watch this without thinking of Jon Groff's commentary. Mostly the "ASS. ASS. ASS."

Dear people who write "Why can't I be Sutton/Laura?"

You cannot be Sutton Foster or Laura Osnes because if this world had any more perfect people, it would probably implode within itself.

You're ovaltine!

Sometimes I sit around and I critique actors and stuff (like, I'm not perfect, FAR FROM IT but I still do it, even professionals)

And I'll just go like, "She's an AMAZING actress and singer, but a poor dancer."

Or "He's got a beautiful voice and his feet are hitting amazing notes, he was meant for the music industry! But maybe not acting."

etc.

And then Sutton Foster happened.

Things I do in my spare time: Shrek the Musical

Alright. Let's listen to the beautiful song "I Know it's Today." One of my personal favourites. Alright. Let's decompose this a little bit.

Fiona says later in the show that she was 9 years old when her parents locked her away in a castle. She was locked away in the castle on December 24th. So, we'll assume that in the next 23 days until Young Fiona starts singing, that she stays that age.

So that would make the youngest Fiona 9 years old at Day 23, which would be January 16th.

Now, the next character is called "Teen Fiona." She is singing on Day 958. So, if you divide 958/365.242199, you'll get 2.622917074267204. Subtract 2 and multiply by 365.242199 you'll get 227.151601999999999999. We'll round it down to 227. So, the day is now August 8th.

ALRIGHT. Now, we have Princess Fiona, aka the beautiful Sutton Foster who sings on Day 8423. Divide that by 365.242199 and you'll get 23.06140972500278. So, Princess Fiona is 32 years old. Subtract 23 and multiply, blah blah blah and you get 22.429423. Round down to 22.

So, according to Shrek: The Musical, Princess Fiona was found by Shrek at 32 years old on January 15th.

Does anyone know anywhere that I can watch Bunheads online (from Canada)?

ABC Family's website won't work.

And if I don't get to watch Bunheads, I may or may not cry. More likely will.

Do you ever just cry because siblings on Broadway are so perfect?

Sutton Foster IS a velociraptor