The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like

and this one is making me lose it

:'-)

Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer

just finished reading american psycho. crazy stuff.

sorry. neurodivergent*

if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

foolproof plan

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

these two posts are in a very loving relationship

i gotta remember this

does anyone wanna come over and play perverts with me

My mom texts me: “Put your heart sunglasses on the cat!” I dunno mom, they’re big and I don’t think he’s gonna go for it. “Just try it, I saw it on Instagram, it’ll be cute.”

Nope.

Nope.

Bowie, please do not eat that.

OH SHIT!!!!

turned down a date because i want to go swing my sword at a tree later tonight. alone

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

hill

is it chill if i shake and whimper in here

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