Happy "obligatory screenshot of thundercracker punching santa in the fucking face" season

A sequel to this, I suppose. Despite the lengths, the dresses fit him just as nicely as the last ones did.

"Boobs. Brooding. I can fix him. Huge robot man. Please vindicate me I’m begging you."

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

[image description: screenshot of a response to a google form question. the question is titled "What Do You Think Makes Them Tragic?" the answer reads as follows:

look i want you to imagine that literally everyone in your family is dead. your mother (who is also technically your grandmother) hanged herself when you were a small child. your father gouged out his eyes and also has died fairly recently. your brothers have coped with all of this by starting a war and killing each other. your uncle who is also the king won't let you bury one of them and you are LITERALLY about to die on this hill because it's the right thing to do but also because what the fuck else are you going to do with your life. literally all your role models are people who have died or killed themselves or killed each other. you don't see any future for yourself but death. you are driven by fate. you are going to make your death count. your uncle sends you a tomb with enough food and water to survive but by the time he realizes he was wrong and goes to let you out you've hanged yourself on your own wedding veil. you and your family become THE BLUEPRINT for tragedy. WELL A VERY SIMILAR THING HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND ANTIGONE!!!

antigone doesn't want to be a tragic hero at all, she just doesn't have any other option. like, she's so caught up in her grief, of course she doesn't care if she dies. antigone was never going to survive the play. like. she doesn't want to live because she doesn't believe she can live. she says herself that she knows she's dying. she doesn't question it. that's not hubris that's being a grieving and traumatized teenager. and the TRAGEDY is that she never gets to be NOT a grieving and traumatized teenager because she can't see past her own grief and trauma to realize that's not all there is. because for her it is all there is. there is no room for anything else. there's no room for her to live.

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we cannot let this stand.

He is...so🤌

I need all the Tumblr users who've never seen Higurashi but have this anime girl permanently burned into their memory from those "top 10 GOREY anime scenes" vids that traumatized them as kids to understand that she's literally the weirdgirl representation we need.

She spends all her free time in the garbage dump scavenge hunting for random stuff bc she's a hoarder. She's the only one in her friend group who dresses like an anime character. She's a conspiracy theorist and believes parasites are eating her brain. She's bisexual. She protested against the government. She tried blowing up her classroom once. She's just a teenage girl. She has a disorder normal ppl don't (dysautonomia). She owns a statue of the KFC man.

ambulon and/or first aid requested by anon.