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The power of Coffee!

@toxicphox / toxicphox.tumblr.com

The brown, cafinated fruit of life
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british summer is here.

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

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psshaw

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

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(wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am) GREYMANE’S FORCES HOLD THIS WARDEN TOWER! BREAK THEIR RANKS! SHOW NO MERCY!

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this is the only video i’ve ever encountered on tumblr that plays WITH VOLUME all on it’s own. For the 4th time today I’ve nearly scrolled passed this video only to have him screech at me. What do you want? Validation?  this post is sentient and its horrifying

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musashi

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket:

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Fucking.

So Im just playing Fallout 76 right? I decide to try out a Nukashine and punch some Super Mutants.

The last effect of the Nukashine is that you pass out and you spawn randomly somewhere in the world.

So inevitably my screen starts to black out and my character passes out. When my screen starts to fade back in, I am greeted with this:

The confusion and disbelief when I started seeing the silhouettes of a body and a horse carriage could not be described.  After the screen finally cleared up I thought, “Are you fucking kidding me Bethesda? The ONE time I use a Nukashine and pass out, I fucking wake up TO THIS?”

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smol-nevi

Sometimes RP Is Really Badass

Lenneth tried to pay a social visit to Renaux after the latest Kiss Kiss Cabaret, and ended up in a life or death fight out in the Shroud against a man transformed into a monster by SCIENCE and sent to eat his own friends.

You know, like you sometimes do.

Lenneth’s been playing around with inking his arcanabulae directly onto his arms instead of carrying a book, and it definitely passed the unexpected field test. He helped disable the creature and lit up where to shoot so that Ren could get a bead on it despite the smoke, and considering that for a very long time they couldn’t even talk without arguing, it was pretty epic.

Special thanks to Duro (wherever you are, someone tag them for me if they have a Tumblr?) for being chill with just anyone tagging along and running an extremely awesome fight! And @shroudwayman also, who has a very shiny and fancy gun that ended up both terrifying and really fun to draw.

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uurkhilen

@toxicphox for you friend!

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toxicphox

Your friendly neighborhood monster, at your service ;3 

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i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

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megidonitram

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

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chikao-art

MERMAY!MERMAY!! It’s finally here!!! My month to shine!! I work 55+ hour work weeks so this year is going to be FUN!! ANYWAY The first day is Galaxy!!!

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Thanks Oscar

(i have no idea if anyone did this joke already, sorry if it was done!! I love the parallels in the opening between these two games) <3

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