butterfly soup

Writing your own world’s mythology sounds hard until you realize most mythologies are created on the “oh, haven’t you heard?” principle

WINONA RYDER IS A BOSS CHICK 

#MLBxTWICE 

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

U don’t fuck with the Queen

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

You never have to worry about anniversary gifts if your wives leave

STOP HITTING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

screencap redraw 😜

First of all, my dear Anon, I hope you don’t mind that it took me so long!

Furthermore, I wonder how do people even draw armors? Is it some kind of a black magic or what? Also, I’m sorry that Eli turned out to be not-so-medieval-knight.

Anyway! If you guys have other suggestions what I should draw - feel free to leave me a message!

And about those, that are already in my ask box, I’ll draw them later! Be patient :)

Katabasis, Act I

this au’s been brewing in my head for like two months, but actually writing it’s probably taken five years lmao

Pairing: NozoEli Words: ~11,000 Summary: The Hades and Persephone myth: hopefully with more consent, definitely with more sapphic ladies. In which Nozomi falls down a hole, has an architectural revelation, and grows a flower.

Nozomi opened her eyes.

Clumps of dirt fell from her head as she pulled herself up into a sitting position; she winced, probing at her skull, then at her lower back and arms as more sore spots made themselves evident. In the dim light, she could see golden-purple bruises blooming across her shins.

That was odd. Injuries rarely lasted long, not even the time Nozomi had climbed a cliffside in her youth - ignoring Hanayo’s anxious warnings - slipped on a loose rock, and fallen ten meters. The broken bone had healed within the hour. Something as simple as bruises shouldn’t have taken so long to heal.

How far had she fallen?

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Flashfire

The boos of the crowd ring painfully in Yang’s ears.

           She can only stand there—slack-jawed and wide-eyed—as Emerald kneels before her partner. She can’t tear her eyes away from Mercury’s leg—bent at a heinous angle that hurts just look at.

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Monty Oum (1981 - 2015)

The legend will never die