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Todd/Toby || They/Them || late 20s || COMMISSIONS [OPEN] | Art Blog: tovart | Twitter: @tovanori | Instagram: @tovanori
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terrible overwatch gamemode concepts

No Limits Capture The Flag: Everybody just picks Torbjorn every single time. Nobody ever wins. Everybody just camps the flag until they get kicked for inactivity.

Super Mystery Heroes: You don’t just switch heroes on death. You switch heroes at irregular intervals, while still alive, while doing literally anything. You still lose your ultimate charge every time you switch.

Peace Be Upon You: On Nepal Shrine, both teams are placed in one single communication channel, and must politely explain why they think their team deserves to capture the point.

Animal Crossing: PVE. You’re given a house, which you must maintain, and you are expected to perform daily miscellaneous tasks for Winston, who gives you money and furniture in return. The money isn’t transferable to the hero gallery. The furniture is. A new section is added where you can equip each hero with a unique couch.

Regularfist: All Doomfists, melee only.

this post made me feel physical pain

Okay, but I would literally play Super Mystery Heroes!

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Behind Closed Doors

Because @razzentino and @skiretehfox are thirsty.

Mobile I do not know how to put read more, Hana x Mercy is ahead. Read at your own discretion. Not NSFW, just giving a heads up.

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As the door shut behind her, Angela sighed, mentally preparing herself for the workload ahead. She was behind in documenting her recent patients and had just finish taking care of several members of Overwatch after a mission. Being the only medical personnel around, it was taking a toll today the work. She wouldn’t trade it for the world though, saving lives was very well worth the toll.

Lost in her thoughts, she didn’t realize a guest was waiting in her office. A guest that had dozed off on her small couch. Angela looked at Hana, resting soundly on the small couch. She must be exhausted from today…, she thought, walking over to the closet. She grabbed the extra blanket she stashed away for days like this, walking back over to the couch.

Angela covered Hana up on the couch, stirring the younger woman awake. Hana grumbled something, before realizing where she was at, sleepily looking up to her with a lazy smile. She smiled back at her, bending down and giving Hana a kiss on the forehead. She straightened back up, about to walk off to her desk when she heard Hana mumble and turned to look at her.

“Hnm.. can I have another one?“ 

"Can you?”

“Don’t make me beg for it,” Hana replied, pouting a bit.

Angela laughed softly, finding her pout utterly adorable. Hana probably knew that, but she’d play along regardless. She turned around and bent down again, placing a kiss on her cheek. Hana was still pouting, knowing exactly where she wanted the kiss. She smiled to her, hand cupping her cheek and captured her lips in a gentle kiss. So soft, warm, and loving. But Angela loved to tease. The kiss became deeper, a groan escaping Hana as Angela bit her lower lip. Angela pulled away, looking to Hana, before straightening and smiling coyly. Hana had a faint blush on her cheeks.

“I promise later we can go to my quarters, Hana. I have some work to catch up on, but you’re welcome to continue napping here.”

“I can try to go back to sleep.. or you could just take me to your quarters now and we could settle in there for a nap.”

“Hana, you and I both know we wouldn’t go to sleep if we go back now.” The doctor stated, walking over to her desk.

“Can’t blame me for trying.” Hana grinned, curling up into the blanket. “But I do demand cuddles for later!”

“You’re going to want more than just that later and you know it.” Angela sat down on her desk, turning on her work station.

“Okay, Miss I like to tease.”

Angela laughed, seeing the younger woman shuffle on the couch through the holo screen. She tapped at the keyboard her password, as Hana got comfortable on the couch. Hana closed her eyes, settling back into her nap, as Angela began typing away at her work. Soon the soft snoring of Hana could be heard, as Angela continued on typing away at the keyboard. So cute…I should have just said yes to her earlier, a wistful thought to herself. Work needed to be done though, but later she would make up for it.

After all, Angela did have a promise to keep.

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Stressed Out

(Taking place in @skiretehfox‘s Twenty One Pirates LIS AU.  If you want to see more of my work, check it out at @philwritesstuff)

Bzzzzzz!

Max barely felt the vibration of her phone in her shaking hands, and it took a few seconds for her to register that it had buzzed at all.  The dressing room was empty save her and Chloe, and she wondered through an anxiety-clouded mind if she should bother checking it or just leave it for after the show.  What if it was an emergency?  What if they had to cancel the show?  What would Lost Hope think of losing their headliners on the last night?

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Alternate names for Overwatch ults

Reaper: Edgy Beyblade
Soldier76: Legal Aimbot
Pharah: Please shoot me I can't move
Genji: Cause of PTSD for Mercy Mains
Sombra: Please take advantage of thi - oh nevermind.
McCree: My watch is stuck and I can't fix it
Tracer: The Gay Bomb the Straights warned you about
Mei: Frozen x Saw crossover
Junkrat: You didn't use your turn signal but who cares
Bastion: World of Tanks
Widowmaker: Hide and Seek but with guns
Torbjörn: POTG made by Ikea
Hanzo: Credit to Zarya
Reinhardt: Chronic Back Pain for days
D.Va: Blizzard nerfed her but can't Nerf This
Zarya: POTG enabler
Winston: Harambe goes wild
Roadhog: Killed by Trash.jpg
Mercy: You thought it was a Team Kill but there was me, Mercy!
Lucio: Some like it dropped
Ana: Metadefiner
Zenyatta: Yoga Class Instructor goes on speed
Symmetra: Gee Symmetra how come Blizzard lets you have two Ultimates
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