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I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant

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Hi, I’m Blue! Welcome to the result of my latest (and ongoing) Narnia obsession phase (yes, I finally caved and made a side blog).

Along with it I will finally FINALLY be reading the books as I’ve decided it’s finally time (so far I’ve only read LWW and it was like 6 years ago so yeah), so I’ll be posting updates on that too.

I’ve already got some ideas for writing and you can send requests too! Also please talk to me, I’m here to have a good time and I’d like to know that this fandom is still alive :)

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Caspian and co were like "gosh this duel idea is great and all, but how the heck are we gonna get Miraz, whos army is like three times bigger, to agree to it??"

And the Pevensies were all like: "No yeah we'll just send this little shit right here, he can provoke anyone into doing anything, trust us"

While Edmund so-you-bravely-refuse-to-fight-a-swordsman-half-your-age Pevensie just raised an eyebrow, grinning.

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Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

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peter: (eating a family size bag of chips)
edmund: (throwing darts at a dartboard on the wall)
caspian: (reading quietly)
lucy: (solving a puzzle at the table)
susan, suspiciously: what have the four of you done
peter: nothing
edmund: just keeping busy
caspian: killing time, you know, the usual
lucy: yeah!
susan: (narrows her eyes suspiciously but leaves)
peter:
edmund:
caspian:
lucy:
caspian: she is definitely losing her touch
peter: oh 100%
lucy: should we let him down then
eustace, taped to the ceiling, gagged, furious: mmh!
edmund: not just yet, i prefer him up there
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Yearly Reminder that C.S Lewis encouraged his fans to write fanfiction about Susan Pevensie becoming a friend to Narnia and reuniting with her family once again.

Literally inviting his fans to write Susan’s adult, angsty character development with a happy ending.

Do your duty fans. Write that fanfiction.

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