Alright guys, so I’m sitting here on my best friend’s couch reading smut and something occured to me. “Man I really wanna write a smutty fic where the reader is being choked, but what actor or SPN character would be someone that’s chokes a woman during sex? Oh I know! I’ll ask my Tumblr followers!”

So with that being said, which SPN actor and/or character do you guys think would choke the reader during sex? I must know because I am in a smutty writing mood.

Alright here are the votes so far: Mark Pellegrino: 3 Lucifer: 2 Crowley: 1 Demon!Dean: 1 Richard Speight Jr: 1

Anyone else got any ideas?! 😉

Update:

Mark P: 3 Lucifer: 4 Crowley: 1 Demon!Dean: 1 Richard Speight: 2 Casifer: 1 Leviathan!Cas: 1 Soulless!Sam:1

Honestly, I would have never thought this far regarding characters. 😂 Keep em coming, guys! 😜

Okayyy so now its Mark Pellegrino: 4 Lucifer: 6 Crowley: 1 Demon!Dean: 1 Richard Speight Jr: 2 Casifer: 1 Leviathan!Cas: 1 Soulless!Sam: 2

Alright I'm calling it quits with this one. Here are the final results: Mark Pellegrino: 4 Lucifer: 6 Crowley: 1 Demon!Dean: 1 Richard Speight Jr: 3 Casifer: 1 Leviathan!Cas: 2 Soulless!Sam: 2

Looks like the winner is Lucifer! 😉

Can you believe that Sam and Dean used a fidget spinner to get lucifer back in the cage?!

oH MY GOD

Why do people not talk about the fact that the reason Gabriel says ‘not this time’ is because Lucifer was walking towards him with his arms open to hug????

I NOTICED THIS. AND MY HEART EXPLODED INTO A TINY MILLION PIECES BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE WRITERS LOVE RUINING ME.

What have I come across? Omfg.

This is Halloween?

(A/N: I have no idea why this popped into my head, but I’ve been giggling about it all day.)

The day before Halloween, Chuck decided to pay an unannounced visit to you, begging you to try and teach his angels about human customs. Without waiting for a reply he left, dumping the four archangels in your lap without so much as a starting point for what to teach them.

Being that it’s Halloween, you figured it would at least be worth a laugh to take them trick-or-treating, giving them the very basics of costume etiquette and leaving the rest to their imagination.

Michael dresses up in the most stereotypical cartoon devil costume he could find, clearly with the sole intention of angering Lucifer as much as possible.

Lucifer dresses up in old fashion pinstripe prisoner garb, which you’re certain is a shot against Chuck.

Raphael doesn’t see the point in learning such a custom and refuse to participate, though the promise of candy makes him at least want to tag along (even if he won’t admit it.)

Gabriel goes all out in full ‘Sweet Transvestite’ costume, high heels, fishnets and broad smile on his heavily painted face because he knows he nailed it.

Somehow he’d also managed to talk Castiel into joining them, and despite his reservation about Gabriel’s costume choice for him, he was assured that it was customary.

You stare at him, wearing black silk and lace lingerie, topped off with tiny ears set on his head.

Admist your shock and giggles, you manage to ask him what he’s supposed to be.

His brow furrows and he squints his eyes, as if the answer should be obvious, given the explanation Gabriel gave him and he merely states,

“I am told this is what a mouse would wear.”

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OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA I love it! Oh, Cas... You poor poor thing. XD

Imagine...Proving To Chuck That You Can Get The Archangels To Behave

Characters: Y/n, Chuck, Michael, Lucifer, Raphael, Gabriel

Pairing: Chuck x Y/n (GENDER NEUTRAL READER)

Warnings: Fluff, sorta angry reader but nothing serious, bratty ass Archangels, fluff, more fluff and then kinda hinted at smut at the end…

Word count: 875

Summary: Of course, Chuck thinks you won’t be able to discipline his powerful, archangel sons. But you’re determined to prove him wrong. 

A/N: Ok, so…requested fic by anon- Oh my God, I love all your one shots, they’re amazing! Could you please write male reader smut or fluff with Jensen, Benny or Chuck? That would be great!. Ok, so I made it gender neutral, and I went with Chuck and fluff. Also, sorry this took sooo long!! Hope u like it!!

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“CHUCK! I SWEAR, IF YOU DON’T GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW, I’LL MURDER YOUR GODLY ASS MYSELF!”

You threw the pan down, a hole burnt through it as you glanced around your house.

Everything was a mess.

The couch was ripped up, the walls were scorched and there were holes in the floor.

Actual, huge holes, that seemed to be never-ending.

Then there were those four morons, all sat on the floor, looking down like a bunch of five year olds.

“You gonna tell me what the hell happened?”

They all looked at each other, deciding they wouldn’t say anything, until Michael stood up.

“Of course you’ll snitch. Daddy’s little soldier, right?”

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Can... can you please write this??

Let’s just take this moment to appreciate this pic of John Winchester cuz Fuuuuck Me!!! His lap was made to sit on 💋👅❤❤❤

John… 😍😍😍😍😍

Holy shit. I love this picture.

But like... come on... did Lucifer really steal John’s clothes???? Lmao!

To Love is to Forgive- Part Four (Chuck x Reader)

Summary:  You spent a year with Chuck when you thought Sam was in hell, and you fell in love. You were messed up pretty bad when he went missing, so it makes sense you’d be mad when he reappeared, right?

Word Count: 1,368

Part One  Part Two  Part Three

Chuck had told you all that even with the combined power of him and Lucifer, it would be near impossible to bring down Amara. You’d been wondering about this yourself, and hesitantly asked Chuck “Could you…I mean, would you be able to bring back Gabriel? Wouldn’t having another archangel here help?”

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To Love is to Forgive- Part Three (Chuck x Reader)

Summary: You spent a year with Chuck when you thought Sam was in hell, and you fell in love. You were messed up pretty bad when he went missing, so it makes sense you’d be mad when he reappeared, right?

Word Count: 1, 428

Part One  Part Two

You woke a short while later to the sound of angry raised voices. You grabbed your angel blade and limped down the hallway. You heard Cas- Lucifer- talking to Chuck. Though talking may not be the best word for it. You walked into the room and Lucifer’s eyes fell on you. 

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I need mooore. 😭

I am Chuck and Chuck is me.

No vessel can or did portray Mark Pellegrino’s Lucifer as accurately as Misha Collins did

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.