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Weird thoughts that calm me down during a panic attack in public:

I am in control of my own body.

If I need to vomit I could simply swallow it down.

The Platybelodon is not a direct ancestor of today's elephant, even though they might look similar.

I can make it trough this.

I know where the exit is.

I can see a potential container in case I need to throw up.

Me when my cat coughs: Oh no, my sweet baby, are you okay? I should probably call the vet, just to be sure..

Me after fainting and lying unconscious on the bathroom floor for several minutes: Haha, mondays, am I right.

I’m feeling a little sick so I wanted to take a nap but there was a thought in my head right after I closed my eyes that wouldn’t let me sleep. 

Stingy from Lazy Town stated that he owns the month of June. Therefore he owns Pride Month. 

Pride Month doesn’t belong to the gays, it belongs to Stingy.

That’s it. That’s the thought. 

When I die and my life flashes before my eyes it's just gonna be one of those meme music mashups