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Ruth | 26
Book addict. Tea drinker. High school librarian. Yorkshire lass.
Crafter. Linguist. Ravenclaw. Nerdfighter. Whovian. Starkid.
My Patronus is a cat (even if Pottermore says it's a Marsh Harrier...)
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History Is All You Left Of Me, by Adam Silvera
Ruth has read 2 books toward their goal of 50 books.
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Oh my god oh my god I have literally the best friends and followers in the existence of EVERYTHING.

Thank you so much to @slytherin-bookworm-guy and @izzytheheartbrekker for organising the Super Secret Thing,and thank you to every person who has left a message in it; @vastfandoms, @books-and-cookies, @coffeebooksorme, @audreys-book-nook, @nerds-and-nebulae, @robinbibliophile (the best fanart I’ve ever received!) @totallynotabooknerd, @readaroundtherosie, and every one else whose Tumblr URLs have escaped my mind right now - every message from you all was so lovely and I don’t know whether to smile or cry because it seriously means so much to me that you all care and BELIEVE in me even when I don’t. Thank you so so so so much. I honestly love you all.

Glad to see Scribbles settling into their new home!

Scribbles is literally the most adorable thing ever thank you so much

You're very welcome! I'm quite proud of the little hat

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Oh my god oh my god I have literally the best friends and followers in the existence of EVERYTHING.

Thank you so much to @slytherin-bookworm-guy and @izzytheheartbrekker for organising the Super Secret Thing,and thank you to every person who has left a message in it; @vastfandoms, @books-and-cookies, @coffeebooksorme, @audreys-book-nook, @nerds-and-nebulae, @robinbibliophile (the best fanart I’ve ever received!) @totallynotabooknerd, @readaroundtherosie, and every one else whose Tumblr URLs have escaped my mind right now - every message from you all was so lovely and I don’t know whether to smile or cry because it seriously means so much to me that you all care and BELIEVE in me even when I don’t. Thank you so so so so much. I honestly love you all.

Glad to see Scribbles settling into their new home!

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how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

Yes. Good.

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