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she/her, and we go and we go and we go and we don't stop
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Anonymous asked:

You may have already done a list like this, and if so I apologize! But if not, do you have recs for cute, fluffy fics where one of them doesn’t realize they are dating? Thank you!

Sure! This tag and this one.

“Stiles,” Derek growls the next morning, “why did Wanda just call me to congratulate me on my engagement to you?”

“Uh, because we are engaged?” Stiles tries. “We’re having a spring wedding with two flavors of cake, or did you forget? By the way, you still need to buy me a ring.”

“So are we dating now or what?” Stiles asks the third time he finds himself doing the obligatory postcoital cuddling with a certain sour wolf.

In which Derek and Stiles are essentially a married couple. Except they’re not actually dating.

“So?” Scott says.

“So?” Stiles sputters, kicking his shoes into the corner and locking the front door behind him. He’d whipped out his phone the second he’d pulled up to the house, and miracle among miracles, Scott actually answered. Of course, he’s not so pleased about that now. “My dad thinks Derek and I are dating, Scott. Did you miss that part?”

The asshole actually has the audacity to laugh. As if this is somehow hilarious to him. Worst best friend ever. “No, I didn’t.”

“This is not funny, Scott.”

“Yeah, it actually kind of is, though.”

Stiles brandishes a bunch of daisies at Derek, “Saw these and thought of you.”

Derek looks down at the gas station flowers, lifts his eyebrows, “Because they’re dried out and a little wilted?”

How ‘bout them Mets, eh? by yodasyoyo | 1.9K

Derek nods. “‘K,” he says. “Night.” And as he passes Stiles he leans in and presses a soft kiss to the corner of his mouth.

Stiles goes perfectly still, mouth falling open, eyes following Derek’s progress up the stairs. He sees the moment when Derek realizes what he’s done because he pauses, his back to Stiles, hand clenching the rail in a white knuckle grip, posture totally rigid.

“Night,” Stiles says, voice coming out a little hoarse.

Use the Front Door for a Change by stileskolpath | 4K

The one where the Sheriff educates Derek on getting his shit together with dating his son. Derek is dating Stiles, right? Yes? Maybe? He’s really not sure anymore.

Important Things by suzvoy | 71.4K | Mature

Stiles learns that even with werewolves, giant lizards and psychopathic hunters on the loose, life can still find other ways to screw with you. Case in point: everyone keeps assuming he and Derek are a couple. What the hell?

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Anonymous asked:

Wait wait wait, I tried to google the whole “Stiles being Derek’s anchor” thing and nothing is showing up. This is actually canon? Why don’t I remember this? What? When? Where? Why? How?

When shippers reference Derek being Stiles’ anchor they’re referring to this scene in 3x24 where Derek is shot and, once unconscious, dreams he’s with Stiles:

And the reason this is significant is because he doesn’t know he’s dreaming, he’s in danger, and of all the people his subconscious could send to help him wake up, it chooses STILES.

Because Derek unconsciously associates Stiles as being his safe space? Because Derek trusts him unequivocally? Because the moment his brain has to help Derek snap the hell out of it and wake the fuck up you’re about to DIE - it knows the person Derek will listen to is Stiles?

His brain says, who will Derek believe without a shadow of doubt, and sends him Stiles.

Anyway do you think when Derek wakes up he remembers that and the next time he sees Stiles in person this is how he looks at him?

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Just to add on to this: in the original plans for season 6, Derek was meant to tell Stiles that he was his anchor. Derek was going to give Stiles the key to the loft.

This is one of those subtextual things that was meant to become text, but Hoechlin couldn't come back for all of season 6.

And this too! I found it in a post a month ago and I don't remember who posted it, but it was something I had already read elsewhere

Not yall bringing teen wolf pain to me in 2024.

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athenadark

cracks knuckles

y'all are missing one important thing

the dream sequence was inspired by [stolen from] "An Incidence at owl creek bridge" by Ambrose Bierce which Davis has said very explicitly, this isn't a "in conjunction this was mostly likely inspired by" or "you can't miss the comparison of" but Davis flat out said this is the case

so the story [whih is worth reading] is about a soldier on a bridge awaiting his hanging, when he's pushed off the edge the rope breaks and he makes his way back to his wife and child where it's revealed he was dead all along, his neck broken by the fall

or to describe it in teen wolf terms he travelled through bardo when he was killed and went to his home which is the people he loved

derek, facing death and disassociating finds his "home" his safe space and it's Stiles, Stiles bathed in golden light, reassuring him and letting him feel safe

the anchor thing is more complicated - because the anchor system in teen wolf was a stopgap peter put in place with derekto get him into a place where he he had control - then the fire happened, but he learns to use the mantra system - which is what peter tried to teach him first

derek gives up the anchor system in the police wagon with stiles as they teach liam

Stiles isn't his anchor, he's his home

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artemis69

A year ago, I got an ask for Sterek and dragons. I started a dragonriders fic for it (which is still a WIP growing somewhere deep in my files).

But never let it be said that I don’t have hundreds of ideas for dragons, so here, have Sterek and a baby dragon, the result of two days’ worth of insomnia and a beta by my beloved @seanconneraille (keep in mind that it’s 4 AM here, so all the errors left are totally mine)

It all starts when Stiles trips on a rock in the forest.

As always, Derek is the one walking closest to him and he manages to catch him by the collar of his shirt, using a combination of werewolf reflexes and years of knowing Stiles.

Stiles hangs in the air for a second before Derek shoves him back on his feet, Stiles swearing colorfully at the rock the whole way up. The rest of the pack keeps gossiping about the new restaurant in town, walking away from them both without a look backward.

All in all, it’s a Monday as usual. 

Until the rock at their feet swears back.

Well, squeaks. In an angry way.

Derek looks down at the very boring, big, grey rock that tried to break Stiles’ neck. The rock looks back with one tiny, golden, disturbingly-out-of-place eye.

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halffizzbin

yes so this is apparently an entirely different nerd!Derek AU from the one I’ve already written shhhh shhhhhhhh just let it happen.

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“Okay,” Stiles says to himself, bouncing a little on the balls of his feet to psych himself up. “It’s game time. Top of the ninth. Now or never. Fortune favors the brave. Faint heart never won—”

“Fucking hell,” Lydia groans, slamming her book down onto the table. “If you don’t at least ask Hot Librarian for his name this time, I’m going to have sex with him out of sheer spite.”

Stiles gasps. “You wouldn’t.” 

“Watch me.”

“This is the love of my life! The potential love of my life,” Stiles corrects when Lydia gives him a look.

“Yes, be sure to lead with that,” she says, going back to her reading. “He won’t find that creepy at all.”

“Shhh, no talking,” Stiles says venomously as he backs away from their table. “We’re in a library.” 

Someone clears their throat pointedly behind him, and Stiles turns around slowly to find that he’s backed all the way into the circulation desk. Hot Librarian’s desk.

“Hello, librarian,” Stiles says, actually waving at him. It’s the single most awkward two seconds of his life; he’s actually kind of impressed with himself.

“Derek,” says Hot Librarian, and then lowers his gaze to his lap again. His eyelashes are ridiculous.

“Derek,” Stiles repeats, and he hopes he doesn’t sound too much like he’s planning on writing that name in his notebook with little hearts drawn around it. He leans on the desk, determined to plant here until he manages to form a coherent sentence, or until Derek tells him to leave. Whichever comes first.

As soon as Stiles leans in, though, Derek jumps and tries to jerk something out of his lap. “Shit,” Derek says softly, and Stiles’ pulse jumps because he likes the way Derek curses, apparently.

“Whatcha got there?” Stiles goes up on his toes, leaning further over. “Looks like—are you sewing?”

“It’s a slow day,” Derek says, defensive. “And I like this cardigan.”

“Me too,” Stiles says, recognizing it. “The argyle is a little much, but your shoulders look awesome in it.”

“Wha—ow,” Derek says, pulling the needle out of the pad of his thumb. “Fuck.”

Stiles shudders. He wants to hear Derek say that all night long. “I gotta ask you something.”

“Okay, just…” Derek tries to lift the cardigan off his lap, only to find that the stitches go right through to his jeans. He heaves a huge, resigned sigh, as if this is a common occurrence. Stiles is absolutely in love.

“Once you pull those stitches out and close up for the night, can I buy you dinner?” 

Derek abruptly stops tugging at the thread and looks up at him slowly. “Seriously?

“Okay, well,” Stiles says, heart sinking as he starts to retreat. “It was worth a shot.”

“No. Yes. I mean, Stiles. Yes.”

“Yes?” Stiles beams. “Okay, yes. Wait. How did you know my name?”

“It’s on your library card.”

Stiles gapes. “You memorize all the patron’s names?” 

Derek’s eyes go shifty. “No.”

“Holy god, I am gonna date you so hard,” Stiles breathes, and Derek chokes on his next  breath and accidentally rips a bigger hole in the cardigan.

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sourmiguel

Painful Maneuvers by saraubs (wc11207, teen)

Summary: Still, whether or not the nurses want to hear it, Derek has some serious issues with the way Stiles skates around the ward, upending instruments and scattering papers and chewing on pens. His scrubs never fit right and are always riding up to show patches of smooth, pale skin and his hair is frankly pornographic. It’s just so…unprofessional. Stiles is a hyperactive Obstetrician. Derek is a grumpy Midwife. It's true love (and babies!).

I've never read an AU with this setting and I loved it! They are so true to themselves in this, adding the doctor/midwife twist perfectly. Also I love Derek with babies, of course he's the baby whisperer.

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plumbwolf

Chapters: 25/25 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Cora Hale/Lydia Martin Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Cora Hale, Erica Reyes, Lydia Martin, Vernon Boyd, Malia Tate, Sheriff Stilinski, Jennifer Blake, Deucalion Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Regency, Arranged Marriage, Georgette Heyer’s A Civil Contract, Strangers to Lovers, Slow Burn, alternative POV, Magical Stiles Stilinski, No Werewolves, Witchcraft, blood sacrifice, Lingering Battle Wound, Mild Angst, Fluff, Pining For The Wrong Person, Erica Reyes Is A Hale Now, Omegaverse, Alpha Derek, Omega Stiles, Intersex Omegas, Intersex Alphas, Heat Sex, (don’t get too excited), Male Pregnancy, land management, Happy Ending, A Very Good Dog - Freeform 

Derek Hale, Viscount of Beacon, has just been dragged home from the army to clean up the mess his deceased uncle made of his affairs. Finding himself downing in debt, Derek would do anything to save the ancestral home. Even if it means hanging out for a rich spouse. He’s willing to offer his savior everything - or at least an introduction to the ton.

Mieczysław Stilinski, heir to an enormous fortune, likes the idea of being Quality - but what he really wants is to please the dead mother and living father who’d enjoy nothing more than to see him elevated. Stiles would do anything to make them both happy; even if that means marrying the most reluctant peer in London.

A contract marriage between them would solve everything.

Unfortunately.

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yodas-yo-yo
Anonymous asked:

So weird prompt- Derek all sleepy running on instinct accidentally acting all sweet around Stiles? (I had a dream like this once, but he licked his hair for some reason? Do with that what you will.)

Your wish is my command, nonnie. Except for the hair licking. I could’t work out a way to include that, ;)They’ve been researching chupacabras for hours, Stiles curled up in the enormous brown leather armchair Derek bought a couple years ago. Derek sitting on the floor by his feet, back leaning against the arm of the chair, legs stretched out under the fancy-schmancy coffee table that Stiles thinks looks like something from a pottery barn catalog, but that Derek insists is handmade by a master carpenter from reclaimed wood.

Five years ago if someone had told Stiles that Derek Hale, the dude who once spent three months living out of a rusting train car in an abandoned depot, was a snob about interior design, he would have laughed.

Now he’s sitting in Derek’s refurbished loft apartment, with its exposed brick walls, high ceilings and large windows that let in plenty of light. Everywhere  Stiles looks there’s bare wood, expensive leather furnishings and flashes of polished chrome. It’s decorated in neutral colors, slate grays and storm-tossed blues that have been accented with the odd flash of brighter color here and there. Everything feels sharp, and sleek and natural all at once. It feels grown up and very masculine, and Stiles is kinda secretly in love with it. Derek has bookshelves and organic coffee and prints hanging on the wall from old movies. He has an expensive waffle iron and an omelette pan. He has a fucking ficus. A ficus. Stiles cannot.

Not that he ever tells Derek how weird he finds it. Even three years ago, he might have done. But seeing Derek get to the point where he’s no longer hyper-vigilant or consumed by anger and guilt has changed things. Derek actually takes time to care for himself and the space in which he lives– and, well– now when Stiles feels the urge to comment on that stuff he squashes it back down. He never wants to make Derek feel bad about taking good care of himself. Not ever. So when Derek produces some newfangled kitchen implement Stiles has never heard of before, or Skypes with Kira for half an hour, discussing with perfect seriousness whether Windblown Clouds or New York City Winter would be the better shade of gray for the living room in her Chicago apartment, Stiles watches on indulgently and says nothing.

Currently, it’s almost one in the morning; one of Derek’s large chrome lamps casts a golden puddle of light over them both, keeping the shadows of night at bay. For the past half hour Derek’s head has been gradually lolling back onto the armrest of Stiles’ chair, edging closer and closer to Stiles’ knee. Stiles keeps getting distracted by it, half tempted to reach out and scritch the fine hairs on the nape of Derek’s neck. He avoids the impulse though, and eventually Derek starts to snore gently.

Stiles is debating whether to wake him up and make him go to bed when Derek startles awake with a sudden snort. Stiles snaps his book shut and places it on the end table next to him. “Okay,” he says, “time for you to go to bed.”

Derek looks round at him, blinking blearily. “S’okay,” he says, “I c’n–”

“You’re dead on your feet,” Stiles says, giving his shoulder a squeeze. “You had a full day at work, then got gutted by a weird hairless dog lizard thing, and now you’ve spent the last three hours reading ancient grimoires trying to research the weird hairless dog lizard. You’ve done enough.” Experience has taught Stiles that extreme healing always makes the wolves tired eventually, although it tends to be a delayed reaction. Sure, they seem fine in the initial aftermath, but the sheer amount of energy it takes to regenerate skin and muscle and regrow bone takes its toll eventually. After a ‘big heal,’ within a few hours they almost always need a ‘big sleep’. Frankly Stiles is amazed Derek’s kept going this long.

“S’late,” Derek says, “You wanna stay over?”

“Was planning too,” says Stiles with a yawn.

“Cool. I’ll get–”

“I know where the bed linen is,” Stiles says forcing himself to his feet, and then reaching out a hand and tugging Derek up. “Don’t worry. I can sort myself out.”

More often than he cares to admit he ends up sleeping on Derek’s couch, too tired to drive back to his dad’s after a long night of research. As the only two original pack members living in Beacon Hills at present, they started out being thrown together for supernatural emergencies. Over the last few months, though, they’ve begun to just hang out just for the sake of it, enjoying each others company. Sometimes they’ll watch a movie, or eat a meal together, sometimes they’ll just talk. It’s been happening more and more. Case in point: This will be the third time this week Stiles has stayed over and the only one that’s been preceded by a supernatural crisis.

If he’s honest with himself, now that Scott is post-grad in Wisconsin, finishing up his veterinarian training, Derek Hale has officially graduated from pain in Stiles’ ass and reluctant ally, to one of his best friends. Who’da thunk?

If sixteen year old Stiles could see him now he would be shocked.

It’s become so commonplace for Stiles to sleep over now, they have a whole routine which they perform almost on autopilot. Load the dishwasher together. Sort the recycling. Box up any leftovers from dinner and put them in the fridge to take to work tomorrow. Close the big window so the noise from early morning traffic doesn’t wake Stiles before he’s ready. Double check the apartment door is locked. Pour two glasses of water, one for each of them.

It’s a perfectly choreographed dance, they both know their parts, and tired as Derek is, he still insists on contributing, even now. The only difference is that this time it’s Stiles who goes and collects the spare bed sheets from the linen closet, and the extra pillow from Derek’s bed.

He’s just reached the bottom of the twisty spiral staircase, his arms full of bed linen, as Derek shuffles towards him, shoulders slumped, eyes heavy lidded, a glass of water clutched in one hand.

“Got everything?” he asks, barely repressing a yawn.

“Yeah,” Stiles grins sleepily.

Derek nods. “‘K,” he says. “Night.” And as he passes Stiles he leans in and presses a soft kiss to the corner of his mouth.

Stiles goes perfectly still, mouth falling open, eyes following Derek’s progress up the stairs. He sees the moment when Derek realizes what he’s done because he pauses, his back to Stiles, hand clenching the rail in a white knuckle grip, posture totally rigid.

“Night,” Stiles says, voice coming out a little hoarse.

After a beat Derek continues his progress up the stairs. He doesn’t look back. Doesn’t say anything else. And eventually Stiles goes and makes up his bed on the couch, even though he’s certain it’s a pointless exercise, because right now he’s certain the last thing he’ll be able to do is relax enough to fall asleep.

By the time Stiles finally manages to shut his brain off and drifts into restless slumber, the sky is pink, and dawn is creeping over the horizon.

He’s woken the next day by the sound of Derek moving around the kitchen.

Stiles cracks an eye, reaches out a hand for his phone and jabs roughly at it, the screen flickers to life.

It’s afternoon. They’ve both slept in. Stiles clenches his eyes shut, feigning sleep.

He doesn’t quite know what to do. Are they going to talk about what happened? Or just ignore it? What did it mean? Was it a friend thing? It didn’t feel like a friend thing. But it was hardly a declaration of romantic intent either.  Stiles had spent last night with all these questions buzzing around his head like a swarm of confused bees. Now he’s awake again and he still doesn’t have any answers.

Stiles groans inwardly. This is exactly the kind of situation that he hates, and in an ideal world he would have woken early and sneaked out to avoid any awkwardness.

Except, no. That’s not true. He wouldn’t do that.

Not to Derek.

Maybe there would have been a time– but not now.

He’s so lost in his own thoughts he doesn’t hear Derek’s soft footsteps, and he almost jumps out of his skin when Derek looms over him, carrying two steaming cups of coffee. Stiles flails, almost tumbling off the couch in surprise.

“Hey,” Derek says, smirking slightly.

“Hey.” Stiles wrestles himself into a seated position, and pulls his sheets around himself in a blanket burrito. Then he sticks out a hand and takes the offered coffee.

With a sigh, Derek takes a seat opposite him on the coffee table, and cups his own mug between his palms. For a long moment neither of them say anything.

“So,” Stiles says, clearing his throat awkwardly, eyes darting around the apartment. “How ‘bout them Mets, eh?”

Derek raises one eyebrow and stares at him. “Stiles–”

“Did you see deGrom–”

“Stiles.”

Stiles sniffs. “Yeah?”

“Is it weird?”

Stiles clutches his mug to his chest with one hand, the other twisting the bed sheets nervously. He isn’t sure what he’s supposed to say. In the end he goes with the truth. “It was weird because it wasn’t weird,” he admits, chancing a glance at Derek.

Derek lets go of a breath and it seems to whoosh out of him, shoulders slumping, maybe in relief. “Yeah.”

“I mean–” Stiles says, “I haven’t ever consciously thought about us like that before, but it felt– It felt right.”

“Natural,” Derek agrees.

“Like we’d always been doing it. Or we could have been.”

“Yeah.”

“Yeah.”

They sit in silence, and then something occurs to Stiles. “Are we–” Stiles pauses. Considers. Takes another run at the sentence. “Have we been dating?”

Derek scrunches his face up thoughtfully. Eventually he says, “I think maybe we have.”

“Huh.” They both take a sip from their respective coffees.

“So, are we gonna keep doing– that–” Stiles gestures between them. “then?”

“Yeah,” Derek says, nodding. “Obviously. Unless you don’t–”

“No. It’s good. I’m good. Just checking.”

“Good.”

Stiles takes another long sip of his coffee, and opposite him Derek does the same.

“You want some breakfast?” Derek asks.

“Do we have bacon?”

“And eggs.”

“Noice.”

Derek scowls at that word, but he gets to his feet, and Stiles drains the rest of his coffee, then stands too. He still has the bed sheet cocooned around himself.

“Can we have waffles too?” he asks.

Derek nods.

“Will you use your fancy pants waffle iron?”

Derek rolls his eyes. Smiles. “Yeah,” he says. “Of course.”

Stiles leans into him a little nudges their shoulders together. “Your waffles are the best waffles.”

“Thanks,” Derek says gruffly.

“I’m serious. I spent most of last night awake thinking about it and they’re pretty much the only waffles I want from now on.” Stiles stares at him seriously. “They’ve basically ruined me for all other waffles.”

Derek snorts. “You’re ridiculous,” he says, but he looks pleased.

Stiles shuffles closer, leans in a little further, presses a kiss to the corner of his mouth, an echo of the first kiss Derek gave him. Derek turns into it a little, so their lips finally meet just so. When they finally break apart, they’re both smiling.

Together they head into the kitchen and make breakfast.

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lavenderek
Anonymous asked:

do u ever think maybe the entire series of teen wolf was actually just a really bad fever dream greenberg had after chipotle food poisoning

i think it’s probably an elaborate make believe game they all played. they’re actually eight and all live on the same cul-de-sac. occasionally they get bored and play lacrosse instead but the game gets really compelling.

laura is thirteen and she invented the game to keep scott and stiles from throwing eggs at each other. she played for the first day and then announced she was dead and let scott take over.

derek is NINE AND A HALF and kept getting annoyed with all the LITTLE KIDS and storming off (“i MOVE AWAY and get KIDNAPPED and DIE”) but he always came back the next day.

erica and boyd left partway through because they are stepsiblings and they had to spend the summer with their respective separated parents. isaac got mad at his dad for taking away his xbox and killed him off in game. his dad has no idea that he was murdered.

jackson got mad because everybody made him kiss lydia and he stopped playing.

malia moved in to allie’s old house when she moved away. she was like, REALLY GOOD at pretending. she literally just went “hi i’m malia” and scott was like “you’re a coyote” and she was like “ok”

danny’s mom signed him up for a cooking class and he stopped showing up as much. he made new friends and didn’t seem upset about it.

heather and danielle came over for cora’s birthday sleepover and played once but stiles had an instant crush on heather and made it weird.

kira is the new girl and everybody has a crush on her. they made up an ENTIRE STORY JUST FOR HER even though stiles kept ruining it by being possessed or something.

then he broke his arm falling out of a tree and he cried and everybody felt bad for him, so he was allowed to be in a crazy hospital for a while. he and lydia got really close while he was in the crazy hospital. she pretended to hear ghosts that talked about him being possessed.

mason and liam are the kids scott’s neighbor is babysitting and they’re only SIX but scott’s mom told them they HAD to let them play too.

at the end of summer scott told them they had to come up with a cool way to end it for good until next summer and stiles immediately went I GO TO THE FBI and everybody was like that makes no sense stiles this is a MONSTERS game. he still played the monsters game he just kept reminding everybody he was also an fbi guy. look he’s just really annoying, they have no idea why scott likes him. derek kissed him behind his mom’s geraniums.

jackson came back right at the end and RUINED THE WHOLE ENDING but scott had learned a lot about saying “yes, and” and let him stay. stiles still didn’t let him sign his cast.

scott and malia were boyfriendandgirlfriend in fifth grade but a kid transferred to their school after winter break and they amicably parted ways so malia could woo the new kid. lydia is in scott’s reading group in Reading Corner. we will see what happens next summer. (we won’t. the show is over.)

final grades: laura: A+++, she quit but she’s THIRTEEN she’s SO COOLscott: A+, got really good at making up new stories stiles: D+, derailed every new story but was really sweet when he was sadlydia: B, it took her a while to warm up to the game jackson: F. shut up!allie: B-, didn’t tell anybody she was moving until the trucks were there and wasn’t super upset about it. but she was really good at darts derek: B+, was super grouchy until july danny, erica, boyd, and isaac: incomplete malia: A-, played along really well but was kind of weird kira: B+, smelled good and her dad bought everybody pizza once but she started taking ballet in july and quit showing up mason and liam: D-, lots of tantrums and mason kept pointing out that werewolves aren’t real also the tooth fairy cora, heather, and danielle: incomplete dr. deaton: C-, kept forgetting he was playing but he did introduce flour as the magic stop-you dust and have dogslaura again: A+++, she wears COOL SOCKS and has a SCOOTER

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i’ve been asked to clarify about the adults and villains of the game.

peter is a teddy bear, but like, evil. him being derek’s uncle was perpetrated because it made derek really mad.

chris argent is a barbie doll with clothes drawn onto her naked body with sharpie. they lost him for a couple weeks.

gerard was a baby doll with a missing eye but they chucked him over a fence during a final battle and didn’t get him back until like a week into august.

victoria snapped at scott for tripping into her planter area and almost stepping on a tulip. after that she was a bad guy who tried to commit killing on scott and then she died. allie had conflicting opinions about this.

the berserkers were malia’s dogs.

theo and kate are the mean kids from the next street over. sometimes they came over to brag about having new bikes and how their mom let them go anywhere they wanted in the neighborhood, and everybody was all like, GO AWAY!! NO ONE CARES, KATE!!!!! only scott liked theo and everybody was mad at him for it.

jail was represented by a lacrosse goal. derek had to get sploded out of jail when a high school soccer team showed up to practice.

stiles fell out of the tree across the street and just laid there crying until scott’s mom ran over with a temporary splint and a water bottle and held him for a minute. they were pretty lucky it was melissa’s day off. he is embarrassed and thinks he was a big baby about it. fbi guys don’t cry. they just don’t!

they all wrote their initials on the fence post by the drainage area behind their houses on the last day before school started.

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“Please.”

Stiles stands there, chewing on his pretty crimson lips, pleading.

Derek isn't fully clued in yet, but honestly, the kid is kind of vaguely breaking his heart.

“Please, Derek, I'm really sorry about this, but please just—just don't say anything, okay? And just—let me?”

Stiles had texted Derek earlier, at 3.17am, presumably just before he’d set off from his house to drive his jeep to the loft.

Derek was still awake.

His messages had read:

> dude, i rlly need to come over. that ok?

And:

> ill let myself in if thats cool?

And, after a few moments, in quick succession one after the other, and before Derek had a chance to respond:

> and i rlly need u to just like. not get out of bed. presuming yr already in bed
> all shall be revealed
> lol i don't know why i put that
> and obvs tell me if any of this is not ok. ok?
> as if you wouldn't lol
> #sourwolf
> and yeah i know im being a weirdo but thats why you like me

And then, a few seconds later:

> right?

Derek had stared at the flurry of messages for a minute or so, then texted back:

Okay, weirdo <

About ten minutes later, Stiles had let himself into the building. Derek listened to the kid muttering away to himself as he rode the old service elevator—except it wasn't really himself he was talking to.

“God, I hope I'm not wrong about this. Like, I think we're good enough friends now for it not to be weird. I mean, at least I hope we are. I'm just so fucking tired, man. I have got to get some sleep. Anyways, just—don't get up, okay? Or, like, can you get into bed if you're not already in bed? Sorry, I know I texted you this already, I just really need you to trust me. You do know you can trust me… Right, big guy?”

Derek's trust of Stiles was implicit.

When the steel door slid open, Derek had smelled fresh, mostly unscented shower gel over the base notes of Stiles's own cinnamon scent, mixed with the very definite chemo-signals that indicated fear, restlessness, apprehension… and also, the strongest of them all, hope.

Let me.

Here, now, Derek still doesn't know what the kid needs.

Let him what?

Derek doesn't have any more time to wonder, though, because Stiles is taking off his sneakers and pants and is slowly, very slowly—as if giving Derek the chance to protest—climbing into bed next to him.

Stiles is now in Derek's loft in the small hours, in Derek's bed, fully under Derek's covers, with Derek wearing only his grey tank and black boxer-briefs and a probably terrified look on his face.

He silently thanks the universe for the cover of night.

“Like, you should obviously say something if this is completely heinous or whatever, but otherwise just—let me do this?”

And all Derek can think is shit, he's freezing, at the same time he is going into a some sort of dumbstruck shock because Stiles is now wrapping his entire sinewy, beautiful body around the entirety of Derek's.

“This okay?” Stiles asks, the air around them spiking with the smell of his anxiety as he Big-Spoons Derek like some human-shaped octopus, skinny but strong limbs astonishingly everywhere.

And he sounds so unsure, and so small, and Derek can't bear it.

Not giving the stoic part of his brain any opportunity to talk him out of doing this, Derek takes ahold of Stiles's wrist from where the kid had draped one of his long arms around Derek's midriff, and hangs on, as firmly but gently as he can, manoeuvring them both around in the bed so that Stiles is now the Little Spoon.

“This okay?” he asks gingerly, mirroring Stiles because his own words are failing him.

Stiles says, “Yeah. Even better,” and his anxiety is melting away into something much more pleasing; something similar to relief.

Derek breathes out the word, “Good,” and feels a little dizzy and a lot amazed, and kind of like his heart is beating wildly in his throat.

The only reason he knows it isn't, is because Stiles says, “I can feel your heart thumping away in your chest, man. But, uh, I don't have wolfy senses, so… I can't tell if it's good thumping or bad thumping.”

Then he promptly stops breathing.

Derek resists the desperate, learnt urge to run away from this. He mentally shakes himself and figures: After so many years fighting monsters together, maybe he and Stiles can fight this one together, too?

He gives himself a moment to ride out the panic, then screws his eyes shut and, praying to nobody in particular, whispers, “Good thumping,” into the shell of Stiles's ear.

Stiles shivers and breathes again, but doesn't say anything else. For once, he doesn't need to. He just needs to sleep.

As the kid settles into Derek's bed and Derek's embrace and, hopefully, Derek's life, he smells like a mix of serene and promise and contentment—and, wonderfully, of Derek, now.

Derek is a strange combination of relaxed and freaking-the-fuck-out, because that's just the way he's made. His brain won't stop whirring at a speed of a million miles an hour, worrying about everything and nothing, all at once, and before he can bite into his lip to stop himself, he blurts out, “Cora says I sometimes dream-talk about Cajun Gumbo recipes.”

Stiles's only sighs, then hums quietly, his breathing already evening out almost to the point of sleep.

Just when Derek thinks he's not going to get any sort of real answer, Stiles mumbles, “Okay, weirdo,” on an exhale, and then he's drifting off into unconsciousness.

Derek settles, then, and smiles into the nighttime, thinking that maybe, finally, he might get a good night's sleep, too.

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for @shealynn88, the bestest of friends. i love you and miss you always... <3 (unedited btw—forgive me!)

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trilliastra

““For the love of god, make him stop.” Scott walks into the house. “I love Stiles, but I swear I won’t stop Isaac from killing him.”

Derek arches an eyebrow but doesn’t look up from his book. “He’s your best friend.”

“I don’t care!” Scott screams, collapsing on the couch next to Derek. “He’s awful, I hate him.”

“Sure.” Derek agrees half-heartedly, wondering how his life turned out like this. 

“He’s your responsibility!” Scott insists, trying to get Derek’s attention without taking his book from him. They’ve all learned not to lay a hand on Derek’s books. Ever

He sighs, deciding that no, Scott won’t go away, so Derek will have to pay attention to him. “What did he do now?”

As if on cue, the door opens and Stiles comes into their house, followed by a extremely unhappy Isaac. “Hey, hubby!” Stiles grins at him and Scott and Isaac let out equally frustrated grunts.

That!” Scott points out as Isaac marches into the kitchen without sparing him a glance.

Derek blinks, confused. “What -”

“Scotty, my man - why are you annoying my husband?”

Stop!” Isaac yells from the kitchen and Derek shakes his head.

“Stiles.” He groans, pretends his heart isn’t dancing inside his chest. Scott notices it, though and turns his glare towards him.

Stiles has been doing that since they got married two weeks ago and honestly, Derek didn’t think it would last this long. “Husband?” Stiles asks, still grinning. 

Argh.” Scott throws his hands in the air. “Tell him to stop!” He turns to Derek, just as Isaac comes in and throws the rest of his sandwich at Stiles’ head, making Stiles take off his shoe and throw it back at him.

He willingly married into this, Derek remembers himself trying to hide his smile. Scott, always watching, notices it immediately.

“You’re enjoying it!” He accuses, pointing a finger at him as Isaac and Stiles keep throwing things at each other.

“Of course he is!” Stiles yells. “We are married, he’s my husband, I’m his husband! Fuck!” He screams when Isaac hits his stomach with an apple. “This is gonna bruise, you asshole!”

“Serves you right!” Isaac laughs, ducking as Stiles throws the apple back. 

“Get out.” Derek finally says. He was looking forward to a nice and calm night with Stiles, maybe some shower sex before dinner, and damn it, Scott and Isaac are not going to take that away from him. “And stop trying to break our stuff.” He stops Isaac from grabbing the pretty vase Melissa has gifted him a few years ago. “We are married, deal with it.” He glares when Scott opens his mouth.

“Yeah, bitch!” Stiles yells, doesn’t stop smiling even as Derek turns to glare at him too. “I love you.” He says and Derek shakes his head. Stiles barely voided breaking their lamp just a second ago, Derek is not going to cave.

“Get out.” Derek repeats, and this time both Scott and Isaac turn to leave, grumbling under their breaths. “You really need to stop.” He turns to Stiles once the door is closed. 

“I know.” Stiles grins, leaning in to kiss Derek’s cheek. “I was gonna, but then Scott wouldn’t stop talking about having a guy’s night and I decided to annoy him into leaving us alone.” He gestures around triumphant. “It worked!”

Derek touches his waist, brings him closer. “You’re awful.”

“Yep.” Stiles nuzzles his neck. “How ‘bout some shower sex now, hubby?

Derek rolls his eyes but follows Stiles anyway. He always does.

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One thing we are not doing enough is leaning into how much of an absolute goddamn disaster Derek Hale was in S1-2. I am so serious. My boy was on his last cobweb-thin strand of sanity. His shit was held together with glitter glue and scotch tape. He was thee richest person in Beacon Hills and he was living in half of a condemned house in the woods and then in a rusty ass train(?) depot. The only reason he ever seemed to have anything together is because the show is supposed to be Scott's perspective. Depending on your relationship with the timeline (derogatory), Derek is anywhere from 19 to 23 years old. You know how when you're 15/16, someone in that age group is, like, the Coolest Motherfucker Ever, right up until you actually get to be that age and everything sucks all of the time? That's Derek. He sleeps in his clothes regularly, he hasn't slept more than three hours a night in who the fuck knows how long, and he's surviving on takeout, Red Bull, and sheer Hale spite. I love him so much.

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So I had this thought this morning and I don’t THINK I’ve read this premise (but there are four and a half billionty Sterek fics in AO3 so probably it has been written lol)…

Sheriff gets shot on duty.

(Are you still here? Good. Like I’d ever kill John, please, not happening. Sheriff Hotass lives forever!)

But it’s bad enough that he’s in hospital for a good while and then requires physical therapy.

His physical therapist? Derek.

So Stiles, who is An Adult, basically lives at the hospital for the time that Sheriff is an in-patient, and due to Lack Of Sleep and Stress and Worry/Severe Anxiety, he sees Derek the first time and proposes marriage and/or life partnership.

Derek sees this guy with the dark circles and pale skin and shaky hands and KNOWS how Stiles is feeling (he knows Sheriff’s wife died many years ago) but he also thinks, due to the backpack spilling papers and books all over the floor, that Stiles is in high school (and also Stiles has resting baby face, so).

So Derek laughs it off, says he’ll take a ring pop as an engagement ring, but not just ANY ring pop, it has to be… Watermelon flavored or whatever.

Stiles’ brain goes offline for a minute or an hour, and resorts to random factoids about the candy industry while watching Derek put the Sheriff through a round of PT that doesn’t look like much more than gentle manipulation but has Sheriff gritting his teeth and sweating bullets (haha, Stiles’ brain, too soon!) and swearing under his breath.

And then Derek keeps coming back at the same time every day, and every day Stiles has a different flavor ring pop, and it’s cute and a “joke” but it’s never watermelon flavored, and also Derek continues to think Stiles is A Kid.

Until…

The day comes for Sheriff to be released and Stiles and Sheriff are arguing about something when Derek comes in for Sheriff’s final in-hospital PT session.

Sheriff: Would you tell my kid he needs to stop using up all his vacation time on me? Even my DOCTOR (significant glare at Stiles) agrees I’m capable of surviving on my own now.

Derek: Vacation time?

Stiles: It’s MY vacation time, and Derek understands that our honeymoon will have to wait until I’ve built up more. He’s understanding like that.

(Stiles hands Derek another Ring Pop that Derek puts in his pocket to give to the kid with the severely shattered femur in Room 14 without even looking at it because the package was purple, so probably grape flavored. It’s like Stiles isn’t even trying, but Derek feels a bit bad that this kid is spending all his allowance on candy for Derek that he ends up giving away to other kids…)

Sheriff: I know you FBI agents mostly just stand around with your thumbs up your asses, but even THAT requires you being present to do so.

Stiles: *significant eye roll* Hey, at least we don’t volunteer to be the target for two-bit gas station robbers to shoot at.

Derek: FBI?

Stiles and Sheriff: Huh?

Derek: Aren’t you a student? *a bit panicky, because suddenly Stiles is An Adult and Derek’s brain is having problems redefining him and his place in the world*

Stiles: *eye roll* Really? Did Melissa pay you to say that shit? I go undercover at a high school ONE TIME…

Derek: How old are you?

Stiles: 27.

Derek: Oh. I gave all the ring pops to kids in pediatrics.

Sheriff: *starts laughing, which fucking hurts, oww*

Stiles: I am Offended. You must take me out to dinner to make up for it.

Derek: *actually taking a moment to look at Stiles, who is cute and has been there for his dad every minute of the day for weeks* I only have enough time for coffee for a FBI agent, sorry. *is actually flirting now, which is vastly different from humoring an underage boy*

Stiles: Oh, is it gang up on the FBI agent day?

Derek: Well, all those investigating skills and you still haven’t found me a watermelon ring pop.

Sheriff: *fist bumps Derek*

Stiles: *narrows eyes* Fine. But if I bring you a watermelon one, you’re legally obligated to go to dinner with me.

~later that day/week~

Derek is waiting in the coffee shop on his day off when Stiles enters. He’s well-rested, cleaned up, and wearing a suit jacket because he’s going back to FBI office after this.

He looks HAWT.

Derek is the one nearly tripping over his tongue now, which is made worse when Stiles pulls a watermelon ring pop out of his pocket and drops to one knee.

Derek’s not sure whether his immediate “Yes” is to dinner… or the rest of his life.

(Spoiler: It starts with dinner but ends up being The Rest of His Life barely a year later.)

(Sheriff makes a full recovery but retires three years later when Stiles and Derek adopt their first child.)

(Yes, Derek is a werewolf. He leeches little bits of pain from patients when it won’t interfere with recovery.)

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not to be silly goofy in 2024 but.

derek’s hands on stiles’ hips, one thumb sneaking beneath the fabric of his shirt to brush against stiles’ stomach

stiles pressing his thumb against Derek’s bottom teeth and tongue before kissing him.

derek pulling stiles chest to chest by the belt loops of his pants

stiles being a biter more than derek is: biting at derek’s lips while they’re making out or at his ears playfully while they’re waking up or at his neck while they’re hugging or at his fingers while they’re just sitting beside one another; lifting his hand and pressing his own fingers down the length of Derek’s, bringing them up to brush against his lips before pinning them gently with his teeth

understand?

*whispers*

it’s about derek having lost everything he’s ever loved, not once but again and again.

and again.

it’s about him resolving himself into being okay with nothing—resolving himself to the reality that he can’t have good things, doesn’t deserve good things

and then—and then, along comes Stiles Stilinski, who loves like a nuclear detonation, who loves like it’s a fight with his life on the line and he’d never been taught how to lose, and derek feels like he’s been given this priceless thing to be treasured, he can’t believe he’s deserving of it

because—derek does know how to lose. it’s all he’s been taught how to do. can feel it the first time they kiss: this phantom, muscle memory of what it would be like to lose stiles’ love

so he holds it tightly to him, cupped gently, so gently, in his palms, like a beating flame kept lit by the reverence and heat of his own heart

and stiles—stiles needs derek. his love, his touch, his voice, his heartbeat under his hand, yes, but more than that he needs derek to understand how worthy he is of love, needs it so badly it’s like a hunger beneath his teeth

it’s about two people with this burgeoning need to love and be loved, devoted to their relationship like partisans to their religion

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